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Seethyr
Master of Realmslore
USA
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 Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 00:22:22
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Originally posted by entreri3478
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Originally posted by Old Man Harpell
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Originally posted by entreri3478
How about Cattie-brie vs. ANY woman who looks at Drizzt?
I was going to suggest Cattie-brie versus Vierna Do'Urden. No armor, magic or weapons allowed.
Tunics optional?
In a baby pool full of jelly? You're my boy Blue!!!!
Anywhoo...I'd like to see a man vs. man vs. man matchup between Elaith, Cale and Entreri. Have it in a Thunderdome...three men enter, one man leaves. |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36878 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 00:28:09
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Originally posted by Erik Scott de Bie
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Originally posted by entreri3478
How about Cattie-brie vs. ANY woman who looks at Drizzt?
I plotted out the story of what would happen if Twilight and Drizzt met, in which Cattie-brie plays a significant part. 
This reminds me of Elaine's brief scenario for a Drizzt vs. Liriel vs. Cattie-brie encounter. (I'll leave that to someone with better search-fu than I.)
Cheers
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Originally posted by ElaineCunningham
This is probably as good a time as any to re-post what has become my standard response to a should-Drizzt-meet-Liriel question:
Liriel: (Oo! Cute little drow toyboy! Thank you, Eilistraee, goddess of the butt-neckid moonlit dance.)
Drizzt: (Danger! Matron-in-the-making! Strengthen me, Mielikki, whose unicorn favors the chaste and virtuous.) ::draws his two scimitars::
Liriel: ::sniffs:: "Put away the cutlery, honey, and take a look at THESE twins..."
::At this inopportune moment, Catti-brie walks in, and the ensuing catfight makes the season three showdown between Buffy and Faith look like a sorority tea party.::
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31799 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 01:07:24
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Originally posted by Ayrik
Aside from possible loss of integrity across each generation of duplicating, each copy is essentially identical. Any changes which are present tend to be entirely inconsequential. What does it matter which clone wins the deathmatch?
Considering that an entire saga of Spider-Man's life was devoted to this very question in "The Clone Saga," I'd say it matters a great deal. Especially when the clone would become the father of a still-to-be-born child and false-husband of the child's mother. |
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Nilus Reynard
Learned Scribe
Canada
137 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 01:07:52
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Duel of the Fops:
Giogi Wyvernspur .vs. Danilo Thann. |
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Doom Master of Beshaba, Hand of Despair.
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Ayrik
Great Reader
Canada
7989 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 02:01:06
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| Elminster vs Larloch vs Telamont, in a Mexican standoff? |
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 02:46:25
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Originally posted by Seethyr
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Originally posted by entreri3478
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Originally posted by Old Man Harpell
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Originally posted by entreri3478
How about Cattie-brie vs. ANY woman who looks at Drizzt?
I was going to suggest Cattie-brie versus Vierna Do'Urden. No armor, magic or weapons allowed.
Tunics optional?
In a baby pool full of jelly? You're my boy Blue!!!!
Anywhoo...I'd like to see a man vs. man vs. man matchup between Elaith, Cale and Entreri. Have it in a Thunderdome...three men enter, one man leaves.
That would be a good one...or how about a 4-way: Cale, Riven, Elaith, Entreri? |
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 02:47:19
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Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
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Originally posted by Erik Scott de Bie
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Originally posted by entreri3478
How about Cattie-brie vs. ANY woman who looks at Drizzt?
I plotted out the story of what would happen if Twilight and Drizzt met, in which Cattie-brie plays a significant part.
This reminds me of Elaine's brief scenario for a Drizzt vs. Liriel vs. Cattie-brie encounter. (I'll leave that to someone with better search-fu than I.)
Cheers
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Originally posted by ElaineCunningham
This is probably as good a time as any to re-post what has become my standard response to a should-Drizzt-meet-Liriel question:
Liriel: (Oo! Cute little drow toyboy! Thank you, Eilistraee, goddess of the butt-neckid moonlit dance.)
Drizzt: (Danger! Matron-in-the-making! Strengthen me, Mielikki, whose unicorn favors the chaste and virtuous.) ::draws his two scimitars::
Liriel: ::sniffs:: "Put away the cutlery, honey, and take a look at THESE twins..."
::At this inopportune moment, Catti-brie walks in, and the ensuing catfight makes the season three showdown between Buffy and Faith look like a sorority tea party.::
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 02:48:21
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Originally posted by Nilus Reynard
Duel of the Fops:
Giogi Wyvernspur .vs. Danilo Thann.
Good one! |
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 02:49:09
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Originally posted by Ayrik
Elminster vs Larloch vs Telamont, in a Mexican standoff?
Maztican standoff maybe  |
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Dennis
Great Reader
9933 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 03:08:56
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Nah. Mystra would prevent Larloch and Elminster from ever engaging in a [senseless] battle. |
Every beginning has an end. |
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Ayrik
Great Reader
Canada
7989 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 03:25:48
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| Not if Mystra's dead, a condition which occurs frequently. |
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Dennis
Great Reader
9933 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 03:27:32
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She's just hibernating. She shall return soon, if not already. |
Every beginning has an end. |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
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Seethyr
Master of Realmslore
USA
1239 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 04:59:44
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| How about all 7 sisters duking it out ib a battle royale. Perhaps arm them each with pillows |
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Old Man Harpell
Senior Scribe
USA
497 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 09:30:09
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Originally posted by Seethyr
How about all 7 sisters duking it out ib a battle royale. Perhaps arm them each with pillows
Sleepwear Gladiator match? Sounds great! |
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Dennis
Great Reader
9933 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 09:33:07
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Szass Tam vs Arklem Greeth. May the stronger "bones" win! |
Every beginning has an end. |
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Seravin
Master of Realmslore
Canada
1297 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 14:24:12
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Originally posted by Nilus Reynard
Duel of the Fops:
Giogi Wyvernspur .vs. Danilo Thann.
Does Giogi get the Wyvernspur? If so...no question.
If not, Danilo would wipe the floor with him! |
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 15:17:21
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Originally posted by Seravin
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Originally posted by Nilus Reynard
Duel of the Fops:
Giogi Wyvernspur .vs. Danilo Thann.
Does Giogi get the Wyvernspur? If so...no question.
If not, Danilo would wipe the floor with him!
Wyverns, psssh wannabe dragons |
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Ayrik
Great Reader
Canada
7989 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 15:46:39
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| Volo's got 'em both beat for foppishness anyhow. Giogi is a fraud, Danilo's foppery is only affected. |
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
USA
4598 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 16:22:05
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Originally posted by entreri3478
That would be a good one...or how about a 4-way: Cale, Riven, Elaith, Entreri?
Ack, don't say 4-way.
It's a slippery slope from there to a 7-way. 
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Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 16:39:21
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Originally posted by Erik Scott de Bie
quote:
Originally posted by entreri3478
That would be a good one...or how about a 4-way: Cale, Riven, Elaith, Entreri?
Ack, don't say 4-way.
It's a slippery slope from there to a 7-way.
Cheers
I forsee this thread quickly becoming either a "Wrestlemania" type thread or an Adult Rated XXX thread. I swear that was not my intention when i created it.  |
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
USA
4598 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 18:37:42
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That's the internet for you.
What about a cat fight with all of Elminster's old/current flames? We could call in an archmage called Jeremiah the Spranger to moderate.
(Sorry!)
Cheers |
Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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phranctoast
Learned Scribe
USA
151 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 18:51:33
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Originally posted by Erik Scott de Bie
That's the internet for you.
What about a cat fight with all of Elminster's old/current flames? We could call in an archmage called Jeremiah the Spranger to moderate.
(Sorry!)
Cheers
The Simbul would wipe them out all too quickly, unless Mystra herself was in the mix. ;)
"Jeremiah the Spranger to moderate"
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phranctoast
Learned Scribe
USA
151 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 18:56:39
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Airlyn Moonblade vs Drizzt Do'Urden. (I'd have to go with Drizzt. The two swords may be enough to overmatch. Although she has some magic in that moonblade she can use)
Elaith vs Jarlaxle who happened to set up the previous fight for their own amusement. (Elaith's abilities as a mage is barely touched on. One thing you know about Jarlaxle is he get's himself out of very tough situations. |
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 19:53:04
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Originally posted by phranctoast
Airlyn Moonblade vs Drizzt Do'Urden. (I'd have to go with Drizzt. The two swords may be enough to overmatch. Although she has some magic in that moonblade she can use)
Elaith vs Jarlaxle who happened to set up the previous fight for their own amusement. (Elaith's abilities as a mage is barely touched on. One thing you know about Jarlaxle is he get's himself out of very tough situations.
These two matches wouldn't even be close man. Drizzt and Jarlaxle would easily win. Drizzt vs Jarlaxle would be good though |
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Artemas Entreri
Great Reader
USA
3131 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 19:54:02
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Originally posted by Erik Scott de Bie
That's the internet for you.
What about a cat fight with all of Elminster's old/current flames? We could call in an archmage called Jeremiah the Spranger to moderate.
(Sorry!)
Cheers
This would probably exceed the population of Thesk. |
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phranctoast
Learned Scribe
USA
151 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2011 : 20:22:36
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Originally posted by entreri3478
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Originally posted by phranctoast
Airlyn Moonblade vs Drizzt Do'Urden. (I'd have to go with Drizzt. The two swords may be enough to overmatch. Although she has some magic in that moonblade she can use)
Elaith vs Jarlaxle who happened to set up the previous fight for their own amusement. (Elaith's abilities as a mage is barely touched on. One thing you know about Jarlaxle is he get's himself out of very tough situations.
These two matches wouldn't even be close man. Drizzt and Jarlaxle would easily win. Drizzt vs Jarlaxle would be good though
She did beat Kymil Nimesin in combat. |
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Mantis
Acolyte
USA
25 Posts |
Posted - 11 Nov 2011 : 00:21:09
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| how bout zaknafein vs Artemis Id like to see that |
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Nilus Reynard
Learned Scribe
Canada
137 Posts |
Posted - 11 Nov 2011 : 02:51:58
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Originally posted by Seravin
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Originally posted by Nilus Reynard
Duel of the Fops:
Giogi Wyvernspur .vs. Danilo Thann.
Does Giogi get the Wyvernspur? If so...no question.
If not, Danilo would wipe the floor with him!
Of course he gets the Wyvern's Spur, its part of who he is. |
Nilus Reynard
Doom Master of Beshaba, Hand of Despair.
P24 Hm CN
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jordanz
Senior Scribe
556 Posts |
Posted - 11 Nov 2011 : 03:00:05
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Erevis Cale(latest version) versus Malkizid
Cadderly versus Fzoul
Elminster versus Nergal - revenge grudge match
Simbul versus Baba Yaga
Araevin versus Nevron
Manshoon versus Gromph
Obould Chosen versus Shuruppka Chosen of Gilgeam,
Kane versus Szass Tam
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Realms Celebrity Deathmatch
