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The Red Walker
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 Posted - 13 Sep 2007 : 03:44:12
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Yeah Erik they should be friends.
Friends with benefits that is  
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P.S. We know you now have visions of 'Light and Gargan "prancing" around your head!
Hmm . . . "prancing" . . .
Cheers
Prancing....doin' the laundry
Whaever analogy works for ya!
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
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Posted - 13 Sep 2007 : 14:52:50
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Originally posted by The Red Walker
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Originally posted by Erik Scott de Bie
Hmm . . . "prancing" . . .
Prancing....doin' the laundry
Whaever analogy works for ya!
You know, that raises an interesting question--we on Earth have all sorts of slang and euphemistic sorts of names for sex and sexual acts. What would some of those be in the Realms?
Tumbling . . .
Riding the stallion . . .
Tupping the half-orc . . .
Doing it bulette style?
Perhaps this is a question for Ed of the G . . .
Cheers |
Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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Garen Thal
Master of Realmslore
USA
1105 Posts |
Posted - 13 Sep 2007 : 16:10:43
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Jorkens
Great Reader
Norway
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Posted - 13 Sep 2007 : 16:12:51
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"Lisa?"
Now I'm confused; what did I miss? |
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Garen Thal
Master of Realmslore
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Posted - 13 Sep 2007 : 16:32:48
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Originally posted by Garen Thal
"Lisa?"
Now I'm confused; what did I miss?
A rather bad inside joke from GenCon that's gotten way out of hand. Be thankful you missed it, for it shall rear its ugly head for years to come, until finally the dragon on the GenCon catalog has a nametag that reads "Lisa" and only one of us old fogies is still cogent enough to remember the humor in it. |
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
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Posted - 13 Sep 2007 : 20:57:07
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Originally posted by Garen Thal
"Lisa?"
Totally! "Doing the Lisa."
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Originally posted by Garen Thal
A rather bad inside joke from GenCon that's gotten way out of hand. Be thankful you missed it, for it shall rear its ugly head for years to come, until finally the dragon on the GenCon catalog has a nametag that reads "Lisa" and only one of us old fogies is still cogent enough to remember the humor in it.
But GT . . . the dragon's name . . . . is Lisa. 
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Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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The Red Walker
Great Reader
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Posted - 13 Sep 2007 : 21:44:07
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How about..
Azouning
Exploring the dungeon
Picking the lock
Where o where is THO when you need her!!
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A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men - Willy Wonka
"We need men who can dream of things that never were." -
John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963
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The Hooded One
Lady Herald of Realmslore
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 15:12:33
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Right here, big boy (purrrrrr)...
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The Red Walker
Great Reader
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 15:29:43
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Right here, big boy (purrrrrr)...
love,
THO
 OH My!
Erik and I were trying to come up with Realmsian slang for sex and sexual acts...
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A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men - Willy Wonka
"We need men who can dream of things that never were." -
John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 15:33:30
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Originally posted by The Red Walker
Erik and I were trying to come up with Realmsian slang for sex and sexual acts...
Are there any you could share with us?
Lady THO, I know this may be completely and utterly out of character . . . but this may require a bit of [gasp] naughtiness. 
If Ed would be keen on throwing out some ideas, we could forward this question to him as well!
Cheers |
Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 16:38:58
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Originally posted by The Red Walker
How about..
Azouning
Actually, considering that the Obarskyrs are almost uniformly a randy bunch, I'm sure a more accurate Cormyrean expression would be something like "playing a royal" or "showing him/her his crown". |
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The Red Walker
Great Reader
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 16:41:46
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Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
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Originally posted by The Red Walker
How about..
Azouning
Actually, considering that the Obarskyrs are almost uniformly a randy bunch, I'm sure a more accurate Cormyrean expression would be something like "playing a royal" or "showing him/her his crown".
Ah yes,
Polishing the Royal Sceptre |
A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men - Willy Wonka
"We need men who can dream of things that never were." -
John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 17:12:17
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Darning the royal knickers?
Or--much worse--polishing the crown jewels?
Oh the possibilities!
Cheers |
Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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Xysma
Master of Realmslore
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The Hooded One
Lady Herald of Realmslore
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 18:14:48
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Erik and Red Walker, Ed has HUNDREDS of euphemisms (see his novels for some). Off the top of my er, head I can recall:
Spanking the moon"
"Buffing the lance" or just "lancebuffing"
"Drowning Albaerus" [[don't ask; let's just say that "Albaerus" was a name bestowed by one male on a part of himself]]
"stormriding" (yes, this began as a Harper term and was then "Stormriding")
"greeting the gods"
. . . . and I'll have to think a bit to recall more. Yours in service to dirty young, middle-aged, and old men for over 40 years.
love to all!
THO
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Xysma
Master of Realmslore
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 18:50:39
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Erik and Red Walker, Ed has HUNDREDS of euphemisms (see his novels for some). Off the top of my er, head I can recall:
Spanking the moon"
"Buffing the lance" or just "lancebuffing"
"Drowning Albaerus" [[don't ask; let's just say that "Albaerus" was a name bestowed by one male on a part of himself]]
"stormriding" (yes, this began as a Harper term and was then "Stormriding")
"greeting the gods"
. . . . and I'll have to think a bit to recall more. Yours in service to dirty young, middle-aged, and old men for over 40 years.
love to all!
THO
I figured Ed would have some great ones. I'll use the lot of them, but I love "Stormriding" the most, those lucky Harpers. |
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 19:29:12
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
. . . . and I'll have to think a bit to recall more. Yours in service to dirty young, middle-aged, and old men for over 40 years.
love to all!
THO
As always, kind and gracious and beauteous lady, we are in your debt. 
I should love to hear as many as you can think of--and as many as other Scribes might find in all those Ed-novels!
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I'll use the lot of them, but I love "Stormriding" the most, those lucky Harpers.
Damn straight.
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Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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The Red Walker
Great Reader
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 20:12:32
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Erik and Red Walker, Ed has HUNDREDS of euphemisms (see his novels for some).
"stormriding" (yes, this began as a Harper term and was then "Stormriding")
Ah yes...I just knew there had to be some relating to Storm!
I can almost hear Jim Morrison singing now.....
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. . . . and I'll have to think a bit to recall more.
We will gladly await for more of these sweet morsels to glide from you silver tongue.....errrr
uhh...I mean thanks for answer
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Yours in service to dirty young, middle-aged, and old men for over 40 years.
love to all!
THO
It was a pleasure to be serviced...Hrast...to be answered by The Lovely, Vivacious and Well Rounded Lady that is THO. |
A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men - Willy Wonka
"We need men who can dream of things that never were." -
John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963
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Faraer
Great Reader
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Posted - 14 Sep 2007 : 20:24:47
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On a serious note, what's the the consensus with Dwarven women nowadays? Second Edition had them with beards, and very strange they looked too. Whereas most illustrations since Third Edition have them as beardless, which I think is better by far.
No idea about consensus, but I think the depilation of dwarven women is part of the same gutless pandering to contemporary infantilist beauty vogues as the mini-elf 3E halflings. I like dwarven women as Realmslore (and Greyhawk lore) has them, generously bearded. |
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Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
Great Reader
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Posted - 15 Sep 2007 : 00:53:36
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Originally posted by The Red Walker
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Erik and Red Walker, Ed has HUNDREDS of euphemisms (see his novels for some).
"stormriding" (yes, this began as a Harper term and was then "Stormriding")
Ah yes...I just knew there had to be some relating to Storm!
I can almost hear Jim Morrison singing now.....
I love that song! And now it takes on a whole new meaning. |
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The Red Walker
Great Reader
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Posted - 15 Sep 2007 : 14:40:26
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Originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
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Originally posted by The Red Walker
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Erik and Red Walker, Ed has HUNDREDS of euphemisms (see his novels for some).
"stormriding" (yes, this began as a Harper term and was then "Stormriding")
Ah yes...I just knew there had to be some relating to Storm!
I can almost hear Jim Morrison singing now.....
I love that song! And now it takes on a whole new meaning.
Yeah it makes it much more sensual I'd say!
I could see Ed writing a nice scene with the lovely Storm and that song in the background |
A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men - Willy Wonka
"We need men who can dream of things that never were." -
John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963
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Garen Thal
Master of Realmslore
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Posted - 15 Sep 2007 : 17:31:10
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I'll just interject one of my favorite slang terms that was popular for a few summers back in the mid-to-late 1360s of the Dalereckoning, among Cormyrean fathers sending their noble daughters to revels in the hopes of snagging the best possible husband:
Cod fishing.
As you were... |
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The Red Walker
Great Reader
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Posted - 16 Sep 2007 : 02:18:16
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Originally posted by Garen Thal
I'll just interject one of my favorite slang terms that was popular for a few summers back in the mid-to-late 1360s of the Dalereckoning, among Cormyrean fathers sending their noble daughters to revels in the hopes of snagging the best possible husband:
Cod fishing.
As you were...
Storm is one hell of a cod fisher |
A little nonsense now and then, relished by the wisest men - Willy Wonka
"We need men who can dream of things that never were." -
John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
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Posted - 16 Sep 2007 : 05:52:22
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Cod fishing.
As you were...
Storm is one hell of a cod fisher
They're just *jumpin* today!
Cheers |
Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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Xysma
Master of Realmslore
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Jorkens
Great Reader
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Posted - 16 Sep 2007 : 06:36:41
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That just reminded me of one of our old players who would always wear a "codpiece of holding."
And the old, and much feared I might add, Sword of Underwear Snatching (old 2ed. item) was his worst nightmare i would think? |
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KnightErrantJR
Great Reader
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Posted - 16 Sep 2007 : 06:44:30
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| You know, no matter how loyal a knight I may be to my lady, if there were two women in the Realms that would get me into trouble it would have to be Storm and Liriel. "Stormriding," indeed . . . |
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Jorkens
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Posted - 16 Sep 2007 : 06:47:57
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You know, no matter how loyal a knight I may be to my lady, if there were two women in the Realms that would get me into trouble it would have to be Storm and Liriel. "Stormriding," indeed . . .
Well, my list would be a bit longer; Myrmeen, Dove, Aurora ... I think you get my idea. And that's not counting all those dwarven beauties . |
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KnightErrantJR
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Posted - 16 Sep 2007 : 06:50:37
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Erik Scott de Bie
Forgotten Realms Author
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Posted - 16 Sep 2007 : 07:09:27
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Originally posted by Jorkens
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That just reminded me of one of our old players who would always wear a "codpiece of holding."
And the old, and much feared I might add, Sword of Underwear Snatching (old 2ed. item) was his worst nightmare i would think?
What about the "Scabbard of Endless Polishing" (which came up at Spin a Yarn '07, I might add)?
And the talking sword with a chip on his shoulder (figuratively speaking) about his size/length, who just wants to be sheathed . . . repeatedly?
(Again--Spin a Yarn.)
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Originally posted by KnightErrantJR
You know, no matter how loyal a knight I may be to my lady, if there were two women in the Realms that would get me into trouble it would have to be Storm and Liriel. "Stormriding," indeed . . .
Well, my list would be a bit longer; Myrmeen, Dove, Aurora ... I think you get my idea. And that's not counting all those dwarven beauties .
Oooh! We're going to start listing hot ladies in the Realms, are we?
That would totally be its own thread, if it weren't so utterly salacious and whimsical. (Which means we should do it.)
Cheers |
Erik Scott de Bie
'Tis easier to destroy than to create.
Author of a number of Realms novels (GHOSTWALKER, DEPTHS OF MADNESS, and the SHADOWBANE series), contributor to the NEVERWINTER CAMPAIGN GUIDE and SHADOWFELL: GLOOMWROUGHT AND BEYOND, Twitch DM of the Dungeon Scrawlers, currently playing "The Westgate Irregulars" |
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