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Adam_Garou
Acolyte
USA
30 Posts |
 Posted - 21 Sep 2005 : 14:08:24
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Here are a couple from my gaming group:
1. Even after the dwarf devours four bowls of beans, two plates of boiled cabbage, and three kegs of beer, he CAN'T suddenly cast stinking cloud better than the party mage.
2. Dwarf urine is not flammable, despite the amount of alcohol that's probably in it.
3. No dwarf can realistically be named "Gotcha", "Legolas", or "Darius E. Wompler."
4. A gnome blowing his nose--no matter how big it is--does not equate to a gust of wind spell cast by a 20th-level wizard.
5. Hearing the paladin call for his "brown pants" is NOT a good sign. |
"If we do happen to make contact (with the enemy), I expect nothing less than gratuitous violence from the lot of you."
--Sgt. Harry Wells, DOG SOLDIERS-- |
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Some roleplaying tips... (humor)
