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KnightErrantJR
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Posted - 25 Apr 2005 :  18:38:51  Show Profile  Visit KnightErrantJR's Homepage Send KnightErrantJR a Private Message  Reply with Quote  Delete Topic
Its a long story . . . a player in one of my games has a duck in real life. His elf battlemage wants to find a duck and train it.

Does anyone know if any source (WOTC or d20) has stats either for a standard duck or even a dire duck.

Asking this questions really puts me in a fowl mood.

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quote:
Originally posted by KnightErrantJR

Its a long story . . . a player in one of my games has a duck in real life. His elf battlemage wants to find a duck and train it.

Does anyone know if any source (WOTC or d20) has stats either for a standard duck or even a dire duck.

Asking this questions really puts me in a fowl mood.




Fan based I find this
"Refresher course on Animals: [BAB: as cleric, skills: 10-15, feats: -, good saves: Fort and/or Reflex]"

However the animals were often too small.

A continued search has not offered a d20 source, there may be one out there someplace.

Anyway off hand I would stat a Duck at CR 1/16 1/4 HP Attack beak BAB 1 Danage 1d4-3 Full attack beak and wings BAB 1 Damage 1d4-3, distraction ( The wings flaping results in circumstane penalty of attacks/saves and damage).

A Dire Duck perhaps multiply by 4 *shrugs*

I still want an official ruling on how much a D&D chicken weighes, I would not expect many to worry about ducks.


Edited by - Kentinal on 25 Apr 2005 19:05:02
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It seems you already got a fairly good answer on the WotC-boards...

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Posted - 26 Apr 2005 :  10:37:27  Show Profile  Visit Kaladorm's Homepage Send Kaladorm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Dire Duck



...At least he's not looking for the stats for the fearsome and dreaded wereduck!

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Posted - 26 Apr 2005 :  11:37:46  Show Profile  Visit Reefy's Homepage Send Reefy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by Kaladorm

Dire Duck



...At least he's not looking for the stats for the fearsome and dreaded wereduck!



Or the little known vampiric duck of Everlund.

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quote:
Originally posted by Reefy

quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by Kaladorm

Dire Duck



...At least he's not looking for the stats for the fearsome and dreaded wereduck!



Or the little known vampiric duck of Everlund.



Grr, no jokes left for me

Of course, if they'd been using the Swedish RPG Drakar & Demoner (funny 'bout the abbrevation, eh?), he could have played a duck.

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Wooly Rupert
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quote:
Originally posted by Kajehase

quote:
Originally posted by Reefy

quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by Kaladorm

Dire Duck



...At least he's not looking for the stats for the fearsome and dreaded wereduck!



Or the little known vampiric duck of Everlund.



Grr, no jokes left for me

Of course, if they'd been using the Swedish RPG Drakar & Demoner (funny 'bout the abbrevation, eh?), he could have played a duck.



Oh, come on! No one's made jokes about the fiendish duck, the half-dragon half-duck, the shadow duck, the planar duck, or the Giant Space Duck of Ill Omen...

But maybe we should stop "quacking" jokes before Big Al comes in weilding his staff...

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Posted - 26 Apr 2005 :  22:24:58  Show Profile  Visit Faraer's Homepage Send Faraer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
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Of course, if they'd been using the Swedish RPG Drakar & Demoner (funny 'bout the abbrevation, eh?), he could have played a duck.
Or if they'd been playing in Glorantha, for instance with HeroQuest or RuneQuest, which had anthropomorphic ducks (which I once wrote up for 3E but lost what I wrote) inspired by the works of Carl Barks before there was a D&D.

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quote:
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Of course, if they'd been using the Swedish RPG Drakar & Demoner (funny 'bout the abbrevation, eh?), he could have played a duck.
Or if they'd been playing in Glorantha, for instance with HeroQuest or RuneQuest, which had anthropomorphic ducks (which I once wrote up for 3E but lost what I wrote) inspired by the works of Carl Barks before there was a D&D.



I remember seeing the ads for those in Dragon, years back... Usually the caption was something like "Have you seen this duck?"

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quote:
Originally posted by Rudar Dimble

It seems you already got a fairly good answer on the WotC-boards...



So perhaps you will share it over here?

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quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by Kajehase

quote:
Originally posted by Reefy

quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by Kaladorm

Dire Duck



...At least he's not looking for the stats for the fearsome and dreaded wereduck!



Or the little known vampiric duck of Everlund.



Grr, no jokes left for me

Of course, if they'd been using the Swedish RPG Drakar & Demoner (funny 'bout the abbrevation, eh?), he could have played a duck.



Oh, come on! No one's made jokes about the fiendish duck, the half-dragon half-duck, the shadow duck, the planar duck, or the Giant Space Duck of Ill Omen...

But maybe we should stop "quacking" jokes before Big Al comes in weilding his staff...



Surprised no one mentioned Count Duckula..... or maybe that cartoon was only on where I live. :)

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Wooly Rupert
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quote:
Originally posted by kuje31

quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by Kajehase

quote:
Originally posted by Reefy

quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by Kaladorm

Dire Duck



...At least he's not looking for the stats for the fearsome and dreaded wereduck!



Or the little known vampiric duck of Everlund.



Grr, no jokes left for me

Of course, if they'd been using the Swedish RPG Drakar & Demoner (funny 'bout the abbrevation, eh?), he could have played a duck.



Oh, come on! No one's made jokes about the fiendish duck, the half-dragon half-duck, the shadow duck, the planar duck, or the Giant Space Duck of Ill Omen...

But maybe we should stop "quacking" jokes before Big Al comes in weilding his staff...



Surprised no one mentioned Count Duckula..... or maybe that cartoon was only on where I live. :)



I thought of that, Darkwing Duck, and Duck Tales... But of the three, I only watched DT, and I couldn't think of any jokes to make from that one.

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quote:
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Surprised no one mentioned Count Duckula..... or maybe that cartoon was only on where I live. :)



That was what I was getting at. Why I pulled out Everlund as his Faerûnian abode is anybody's guess.

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Of course, there's also Duckman and Howard the duck!

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Of course, there's also Duckman and Howard the duck!



Also Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, the tune "Disco Duck"...

Man, we're really milking this one, aren't we?


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I don't think you can milk a duck, Wooly.

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quote:
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Surprised no one mentioned Count Duckula..... or maybe that cartoon was only on where I live. :)
Always a favorite of mine. It inspired many humorous RL adventures...

Imagine Count Strahd as Count Duckula... .

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Well met

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Everyone finished with ducks? good! Now, back to some Realmslore....


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Posted - 27 Apr 2005 :  14:19:58  Show Profile  Visit Melfius's Homepage Send Melfius a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It occurs to me that there were stats printed in an issue of Dragon for Howard the Duck for the Marvel RPG. Shouldn't be to hard to convert to D&D, don't you think?

Closer to topic, Big A?

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Well met

If there was one scroll that would go astray, I knew it to be this one

Everyone finished with ducks? good! Now, back to some Realmslore....





There's ducks in the Realms, I'm sure of it!

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quote:
Originally posted by Alaundo

Well met

If there was one scroll that would go astray, I knew it to be this one

Everyone finished with ducks? good! Now, back to some Realmslore....





There's ducks in the Realms, I'm sure of it!



Leave it to Wooly to dodge Big Al's staff again, he must have ducked at just the right time.
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Leave it to Wooly to dodge Big Al's staff again, he must have ducked at just the right time.



I'll have that hamster on the end of my staff before long. Mark my words!

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KnightErrantJR
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Posted - 27 Apr 2005 :  22:58:35  Show Profile  Visit KnightErrantJR's Homepage Send KnightErrantJR a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Does it occur to anyone that a giant space hampster is discussing the validity of duck discussions withing Candlekeep?

Then again, I am the author of this fowl topic . . .

Yes I did get a good reply back at the WOTC forums (one of the few times I have EVER gotten a better reply from there then here), though I appreciate your . . . ahem . . . input.

Although I would still be interested in a dire duck.

And I also wonder if there is a Duck Lord.

(What is the disposition of the animal lords in the Realms anyway?)
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Hm, now I am seriously wondering about this.

Are there animal lords in the Realms? I know the Cat Lord was listed as a Oerth Epic Level character.

I would assume that the Duck Lord would actually be covered under a Bird Lord . . .

Does anyone have any thoughts on the Animal Lords and the Realms?
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Does it occur to anyone that a giant space hampster is discussing the validity of duck discussions withing Candlekeep?





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Hm, now I am seriously wondering about this.

Are there animal lords in the Realms? I know the Cat Lord was listed as a Oerth Epic Level character.

I would assume that the Duck Lord would actually be covered under a Bird Lord . . .

Does anyone have any thoughts on the Animal Lords and the Realms?



The Cat Lord also put in an appearance in the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons comic book. He was in the "Spell Games" story arc, which I believe was issues 13-16.

However, I cannot at the moment recall any other mentions of Animal Lords in the Realms.

And before anyone asks, the issue of whether or not the comics are canon has never been addressed by TPTB. However, events and characters from the comics have been in fiction and in various sourcebooks, and the characters were statted out in Dragon. That certainly qualifies as canon to me.

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I vaguely remember that. I never kept up with the AD&D comic, though I followed the Forgotten Realms comic more regularly. I liked the cast better at any rate. You just can't beat a talking golem, a gold elf cleric that offends everyone, an alchoholic paladin, a crotchety old wizard, a halfling, and a displaced ninja.

Well, you could beat it if the party had a duck . . .
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And I also wonder if there is a Duck Lord.
If there wasn't it would be a crime.
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The animal lords also appear in Planescape, in the Beastlands if I recall right.

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