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Aquemini
Acolyte
Canada
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 Posted - 15 Dec 2004 : 02:45:23
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Hey, i was wondering if anyone had a good site or knew any FR jokes or riddles etc?
I only found a website with some medieval pick-up lines, and they arent forgotten realms...
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"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched"
"Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?"
"Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within."
"I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"
"Yes, fair maiden, I am indeed a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?"
"I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs?"
"You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
- "I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady."
- "C'mon, sweetie...didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away."
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I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, and i do not like marshmellows in my hot cocoa.
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Alaundo
Head Moderator
United Kingdom
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Yack
Acolyte
USA
20 Posts |
Posted - 15 Dec 2004 : 13:43:36
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one from Ed;
"as the monks of Candlekeep have been known to lament, "All the learning of a wide world, and it's never the night to taste the good wine!" and the traditional response: But always the night to hear a good whine." |
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Alparon
Seeker
Turkey
67 Posts |
Posted - 17 Dec 2004 : 09:48:51
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ohhhhhh.........
we have so much jokes while playing
but they're all turkish based(culturally feeded you know)
when I dare
I'll translate them to english!!!
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I am Cyric, the One and the All, God of Murder and Intrigue, Patron of Deception and Chaos, Prince of Lies, the Dark Sun, rightful Lord of the Dead, Cyric-on-a-stick, and known to some as "the Mad God." I welcome you to The Land of the Dead... |
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Aquemini
Acolyte
Canada
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Posted - 09 Jan 2005 : 18:04:14
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| Awesome, thanks guys |
I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, and i do not like marshmellows in my hot cocoa.
www.thesilvermarches.org |
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Gale604
Acolyte
Canada
7 Posts |
Posted - 17 Jan 2005 : 08:13:56
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I remember an article in Dragon (or was it the WOTC website?) called "Adventurer's Last Words"; excellent D&D humor, but I can't remember for the life of me exactly where I read it...
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Gale604
Acolyte
Canada
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
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FR Riddles/Jokes and the like
