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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  03:48:15  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message  Delete Topic
I'm going to start out with someone we all know and love
Britney Spears-
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Dalor Darden
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  03:56:37  Show Profile Send Dalor Darden a Private Message
Can I offer my alternative to your own?

Britney Spears
Green Hag


Note, this is my personal take on the poor Mouse-Child.

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Ayrik
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  03:58:51  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message
Ed Greenwood the, uh, Sage of Shadowdale?

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:04:31  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
DD-Don't hate the Queen of Pop!!!!
Come on you guysssss. Be creative!!!
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AleksanderTheGreat
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:08:07  Show Profile Send AleksanderTheGreat a Private Message
Britney Spears is an Expert 3, at most, and she would revere Milil, the god of music.

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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:15:51  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message
I honestly don't know enough about most celebrities to be able to assign a class to them.

Though I'd certainly not make her that high level a bard. Elvis might be close to that, but not Britney.

I was recently amazed to discover that Jimmy Stewart not only had a military career, he was a bomber pilot in WWII, rose from private to colonel in like 4 years, and earned the rank of Brigadier General (he was later given a second star by President Reagan). I've watched Jimmy Stewart portray George Bailey every year for 20 years now, and I only recently found out about his military background.

So yeah, assigning classes to celebs is not something I can really do.

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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:17:11  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by AleksanderTheGreat

Britney Spears is an Expert 3, at most, and she would revere Milil, the god of music.



Some would debate that part I bolded.

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:22:32  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
Oh, lol forgot about Milil XD. Stop hatin o. Britney!!! XC She's a goddess in her own right.
Lady GaGa
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The Sage
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:23:35  Show Profile Send The Sage a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

I honestly don't know enough about most celebrities to be able to assign a class to them.
I'm in the same boat. I don't really care all that much for modern celebrities as it is, and I don't think setting them to RPG fantasy classes is entirely all that appropriate. If we were talking d20 Modern, then yes, I'd say it would probably work.

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The Sage
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:24:20  Show Profile Send The Sage a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert

quote:
Originally posted by AleksanderTheGreat

Britney Spears is an Expert 3, at most, and she would revere Milil, the god of music.



Some would debate that part I bolded.

I'm inclined to agree.

I doubt my Milil would ever accept her as a devout and faithful devotee.

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Dalor Darden
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:34:01  Show Profile Send Dalor Darden a Private Message
You should read the "Witches" book written by Van Richten...a Green Hag would PERFECTLY fit Britney...no joke.

You see, Greenhags (before their change) are actually very talented and beautiful women...often the top of their field. They are also moody and somewhat crazy...sound familiar?

As for Famous People, I did a write up for Alexander the Great once. I think I made him like a Fighter 15/Legendary Tactician 5 or so. I don't have it any longer...so don't remember any details.

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:34:28  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
You guys are butchering my good mood XC
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Dalor Darden
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:38:48  Show Profile Send Dalor Darden a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by tradwitch1313

You guys are butchering my good mood XC



Sorry mate...I tried, I really did! I contributed someone.

I thought of another one though:

George Washington: Ranger 4, Fighter 6, Legendary Tactician 5, Aristocrat 5

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AleksanderTheGreat
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  04:57:34  Show Profile Send AleksanderTheGreat a Private Message
"You guys are butchering my good mood XC"
No, you are butchering my good mood by posting stupid scrolls. You're stating Britney Spears or Lady GaGa in DnD?! Seriously? What is this, I don't even...

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:05:03  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
Lol, funny XD
Marie Antoinette-
Wizard 16/ rogue 5/ aristocrat 500 XD
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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:08:01  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
No one said you had to read this scroll. Go away if your going to be trolling and ignorant.
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Dalor Darden
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:10:06  Show Profile Send Dalor Darden a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by AleksanderTheGreat

"You guys are butchering my good mood XC"
No, you are butchering my good mood by posting stupid scrolls. You're stating Britney Spears or Lady GaGa in DnD?! Seriously? What is this, I don't even...



I think perhaps you should really consider one simple fact about Candlekeep:

it isn't some cold scholastic classroom, many of us come here to have FUN.

To me it seems your penchant for confrontation is directly in opposition to that. What is wrong with this scroll? It is fun.

Yes...fun...and a gay man started the scroll; does that make it wrong?

EDIT:

and I would go so far as to say Ed Greenwood himself would like the idea of this scroll if not the levels its OP tried to give Britney Spears! lol

After all...there are direct gates between the Forgotten Realms and our world...otherwise Ed wouldn't be able to talk to Elminster and learn all he has about the world!

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AleksanderTheGreat
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:18:26  Show Profile Send AleksanderTheGreat a Private Message
Oh gee wizz guys, sorry for not understanding whats fun in giving Lady GaGa epic levels in Bard.
Don't get me wrong, I've got NOTHING against fun, but this... is just stupid. As the OP suggested I will remove myself from this thread, but seriously, I'm dissapointed when I see such things happening to Candlekeep, a forum to SHARE LORE AND DEBATE ABOUT FORGOTTEN REALMS.

"No one said you had to read this scroll. Go away if your going to be trolling and ignorant."
You say I'm trolling. But I think YOU'RE trolling, posting such wierd threads.

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:19:08  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
Yeah.........but I still love Britney! <3
Did you like my Marie Antoinette?
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Eltheron
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:20:38  Show Profile Send Eltheron a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Dalor Darden

quote:
Originally posted by AleksanderTheGreat

"You guys are butchering my good mood XC"
No, you are butchering my good mood by posting stupid scrolls. You're stating Britney Spears or Lady GaGa in DnD?! Seriously? What is this, I don't even...



I think perhaps you should really consider one simple fact about Candlekeep:

it isn't some cold scholastic classroom, many of us come here to have FUN.

To me it seems your penchant for confrontation is directly in opposition to that. What is wrong with this scroll? It is fun.

Yes...fun...and a gay man started the scroll; does that make it wrong?

EDIT:

and I would go so far as to say Ed Greenwood himself would like the idea of this scroll if not the levels its OP tried to give Britney Spears! lol

After all...there are direct gates between the Forgotten Realms and our world...otherwise Ed wouldn't be able to talk to Elminster and learn all he has about the world!


I'm all for fun and frivolity, but this is more reminiscent of WotC's "Off Topic Tavern" than something related to the Realms. And it is posted in General Realms Chat, without much of a connection.

Out of curiosity, does Candlekeep even have an off-topic chat room?

Doesn't have a thing to do with anyone's sexual orientation, IMO.

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Dennis
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:22:19  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message
Britney and Gaga? I might be the only gay on the planet who doesn't like them.

I don't play, but given the time, I would choose....Regine Velasquez. She's not world-famous, but popular here in Asia. I'd make her Milil's Chosen.

Every beginning has an end.

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AleksanderTheGreat
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:25:57  Show Profile Send AleksanderTheGreat a Private Message
To any Mod who will see this: Feel free to delete my posts and account or ban me. This is just too much. Candlekeep is degenerating into... I don't even know what.

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:28:57  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
:O heretic!!!!!! Non-believerrrrrrrrrrrr! Lol
ammmmmmm what about Sarah Michelle Gellar? Especially when she payed Buffy?
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Charlie Sheen: Chosen of Cyric
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AleksanderTheGreat
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  05:38:07  Show Profile Send AleksanderTheGreat a Private Message
Justin Bieber: Chosen of Asmodeus greater deity of pop Bard over 9000!!!/Beguiler 100! :D
You're right, this IS FUN!

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  06:14:58  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
Ummmmmmmmmm, that's bit over the top don't you think?
What about bands bein adventure copanies?
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AleksanderTheGreat
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  06:20:05  Show Profile Send AleksanderTheGreat a Private Message
Don't you understand sarcasm? I could say the same about your giving epic levels to them. It's the same if you say "Britney is a 20th level Bard" and "Justin Bieber is a 9000th level Bard". Both this statments are nonsensical and absurd.

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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  06:22:56  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
Yes, I understand it and I don't see the need for anyone to post to a scroll if they hate it so much as you do. Why do you have to be so antagonistic?This is angst-licious.....
Sooo much hate XC
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Aryalómë
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  06:24:28  Show Profile Send Aryalómë a Private Message
Well, I mean Britney IS uber famous and talented.....
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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  06:26:23  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message
And we're done with this discussion.

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The Sage
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Posted - 03 Apr 2011 :  06:52:29  Show Profile Send The Sage a Private Message
Granted, this particular scroll has been sealed, but I feel that this query requires addressing:-
quote:
Originally posted by Eltheron

Out of curiosity, does Candlekeep even have an off-topic chat room?
It's been a point that's been discussed on-and-off for the last ten or so years.

Though we have no dedicated off-topic chat room on site, we've had IRC sessions set-up outside these halls, through popular chat-based sites, which often accommodates those who require such facilities here. But interest soon wanes, and the sessions themselves quickly end up collecting virtual dust.

Really, it just amounts to the fact that we simply don't have a large and regularly active community to satisfy the need to set up a chat room. Each and every past experience ends, as I said above, with empty rooms and rare activity.

If there's enough demand, I suppose, we would think about opening up a session elsewhere again. But until then... ...

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