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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
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 Posted - 23 Oct 2003 : 00:21:24
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Originally posted by Jander Sunstar
Eat well my friend, I have enough cash to feed a hungry dragon.
Hey sorry I think I forgot my vallet in my home, I ll pay later promise. What don't u have enough? Well where is the toilet?
William pulls out his hidden bag of coins and curses himself for eating and drinking so much then pays for his and Jander's bill.
I can't believe my luck, you are paying next time Jander!! He says with a harsh tone that displays his disapproval.   |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Jander Sunstar
Learned Scribe
Turkey
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Posted - 23 Oct 2003 : 12:42:52
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No promblem, my friend I m rich as a pasha of calimshan.
Well I believe you are full, I know a place not far from here, a famous bard will act tonight. Shall we go there many rich and beautiful women are waiting for us.
You must have this kind of friends or I at least had a girl friend like this. Half vampire they are, they can suck your blood 24 hours a day. |
Punish me if you will, for my hands are not clean. But deny me not my revenge!"
-Jander Sunstar |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 23 Oct 2003 : 15:36:44
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Originally posted by Jander Sunstar
No promblem, my friend I m rich as a pasha of calimshan.
Well I believe you are full, I know a place not far from here, a famous bard will act tonight. Shall we go there many rich and beautiful women are waiting for us.
You must have this kind of friends or I at least had a girl friend like this. Half vampire they are, they can suck your blood 24 hours a day.
 I don't want no vampire lady friend!!! I've had some like that before but they sucked my money 24-7. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Jaysen Darclyght
Acolyte
USA
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Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 17:46:40
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You know, it's probably good that my actual character doesn't live in Faerun. I get the feeling that his ship, the Heavens Fury wouldn't exactly be enjoyed by some people.
When a ship flys and is propelled by focused portals to the elemental plane of fire, it tends to rouse the neighbors. Though if he settled down, he would head to where ever there was a tavern, 'cause he is the heaviest drinker you'll ever see. If he wasn't friends with a cleric, he'd be broke with all the liver replacements he's had. If you ever meet him, have him pay.
When your a high level Rogue you usually can afford quite a bit. |
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Blacksage
Acolyte
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Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 19:55:35
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Jaysen what is the race of your character?
(any possibility of githyanki?)
You don't see a gith "often" these days :) |
till the daggers part... |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 22:42:42
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Originally posted by Blacksage
Jaysen what is the race of your character?
(any possibility of githyanki?)
You don't see a gith "often" these days :)
Well I am guessing but he is from Evermeet and Jundar Sunstar was an elf.So your an Elf,am I right Jundar? |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Jander Sunstar
Learned Scribe
Turkey
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Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 22:57:21
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Yes William, I m a gold elf and my name is not Jaysen as you said.
But I can look like a githyanki after a polymorph spell but we are incredibly handsome race I don't think my fans don't like me if I look like a gith scum .
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Punish me if you will, for my hands are not clean. But deny me not my revenge!"
-Jander Sunstar |
Edited by - Jander Sunstar on 27 Oct 2003 22:59:10 |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 23:39:52
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Originally posted by Jander Sunstar
Yes William, I m a gold elf and my name is not Jaysen as you said.
But I can look like a githyanki after a polymorph spell but we are incredibly handsome race I don't think my fans don't like me if I look like a gith scum.
Why did I think that was Jundar instead of Jaysen? Maybe My eyes are going too. Oh no,Everything else is gone they are all I have. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Jaysen Darclyght
Acolyte
USA
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Posted - 28 Oct 2003 : 12:39:12
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No, i'm not an elf. Not to insult any elves here, but they are to ecofriendly for my tastes. No, I am the best race out there, the race that will rull everything one day! HUMAN! Yep, I'm average as all hell.
But i got the liver of a tarrasque. |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 02:58:28
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Originally posted by Jaysen Darclyght
No, i'm not an elf. Not to insult any elves here, but they are to ecofriendly for my tastes. No, I am the best race out there, the race that will rull everything one day! HUMAN! Yep, I'm average as all hell.
But i got the liver of a tarrasque.
I had the liver of a tarrasque once myself.Hey,they are not bad with a touch of BBQ sauce....William of Waterdeeps BBQ sauce that is,It is simply the best money can buy.*Holds up bottle of BBQ sauce*Made with our special Orc recipe,don't ask you don't want to know. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Jaysen Darclyght
Acolyte
USA
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Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 14:30:00
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Mmmm... Barbeque.... Gods greatest gift to man. (Aside from DND).
I want to fight a tarrasque. Then gut it, then eat it. How much for a couple dozen cases of that BBQ sauce?
Mmmm...Barbeque... |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 20:18:55
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Originally posted by Jaysen Darclyght
Mmmm... Barbeque.... Gods greatest gift to man. (Aside from DND).
I want to fight a tarrasque. Then gut it, then eat it. How much for a couple dozen cases of that BBQ sauce?
Mmmm...Barbeque...
If you act now you can get our one time special price of 2 gold coins
per bottle,but wait thats not all if you mention you seen this ad on Candlekeep,I will give you FREE,thats right FREE an Orcish BBQ secret
book,A 1 gold coin retail price but FREE to you.This offer will not last long so order today. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Arivia
Great Reader
Canada
2965 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 21:34:06
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 21:40:16
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Originally posted by Arivia
May I try before I buy?
If you want a sample of food with my BBQ sauce,here try this slice of carrion crawler steak I qued to day.MMMmm,good. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Arivia
Great Reader
Canada
2965 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 21:55:10
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| *Gingerly eats the carrion crawler steak.* This is good. *Hands William a bag of Sembian nobles.* I'll take however much that will buy me. |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
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Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 22:53:48
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Originally posted by Arivia
*Gingerly eats the carrion crawler steak.* This is good. *Hands William a bag of Sembian nobles.* I'll take however much that will buy me.
LOL..Mhemm,Sembian nobles,Okay,take two bottles and the FREE Orcish BBQ secrets.Next time bring gold coins. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Arivia
Great Reader
Canada
2965 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 23:48:29
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 29 Oct 2003 : 23:57:02
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Originally posted by Arivia
Those are gold coins!
Oh,excuse my ignorance,here take a case of the sauce then.Waterdeep might become known as the City of Sauce if I make enough sells. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Arivia
Great Reader
Canada
2965 Posts |
Posted - 30 Oct 2003 : 00:49:44
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 30 Oct 2003 : 04:05:09
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Originally posted by Arivia
Thank you, sir.
No, thank you.You are a valued customer and I shall get more, er sauce
ready in case that batch doesn't make you sick and you want more. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Jaysen Darclyght
Acolyte
USA
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Posted - 30 Oct 2003 : 12:37:34
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How much could I get for a couple hundred platinum? My party's money would be gone, but hey, its for a good cause.
Do you take magic weapons too?
::Tongue falls out of mouth and saliva pours out. in a few moments Jaysen is swimming in is own spit:: Barbeque.... |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 31 Oct 2003 : 04:00:15
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Originally posted by Jaysen Darclyght
How much could I get for a couple hundred platinum? My party's money would be gone, but hey, its for a good cause.
Do you take magic weapons too?
::Tongue falls out of mouth and saliva pours out. in a few moments Jaysen is swimming in is own spit:: Barbeque....
No magic weapons sold here, but plenty of sauce can be yours. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Nocturno
Acolyte
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Posted - 26 Nov 2003 : 21:39:53
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What is this barbeque staff here?
Anyway my favourite city is Waterdeep to dwell and Zhentil Keep was to kill but anywhere anyone pays me I will be glad to serve.... hah |
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The cities of wonder
