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Dargoth
Great Reader
Australia
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 Posted - 10 Jan 2006 : 02:45:30
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Do ye thrive on meeting strange, exotic and interesting people and beings? Have ye always wanted to work for a powerful wizard or Sorcerer? Then look no further our client a High profile Wizard living in Shadowdale is seeking a meticulous and closed mouth person for the role of Scribe.
The Successful applicant should have the following skills
1)Objection handling skills. Position requires applicant to regularly bar entry to pesky and annoying adventurer types from the premises
2 Be able to produce mountains of Bureaucratic red tape and complicated excuses upon demmand. Previous experience working in the Civil service will be highly regarded
3)Able to think quickly and dealing with surprising and unexpected situations. (Such as strange wizards dropping in and casting fireballs at our client)
4)Able to deal with the Rich and powerful guests and adequately assess their needs during their stay at our clients premises
5)Be able to keep track of an account for our clients many spell books. Applicants with previous experience working, as Liberians will be highly regarded
6)Be able to read and write at least 3 languages.
7)Be able remain focused working in a highly magical environment
8)Remain cheerful while dealing with our occasionally difficult and sometimes cantankerous client
Duties
1) Cooking for our client and any guests who may be visiting.
2) Cleaning and tidying up our clients premise
3) Dealing with unannounced and unwanted visitors
4) Perform errands as required (including grocery shopping)
The successful applicant will be required to move to Shadowdale where the client will provide free accommodation in a rustic rural Wizards tower. This role offers great potential for career advancement; the previous person to hold this role moved on to become the King of Tethyr!
So if ye feel ye have the qualities and skills required for this challenging and exciting role visit us now at:
Waterdeep Recruitment
Cnr of River street and The High road
Dock Ward
Waterdeep
Our Client is an equal Opportunity employer however previous Applicants, Malaugrym and evil Mages seeking our client’s power and spells need not apply
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And yes I had way to much free time on my hands today
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“I am the King of Rome, and above grammar”
Emperor Sigismund
"Its good to be the King!"
Mel Brooks |
Edited by - Dargoth on 10 Jan 2006 02:52:00
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Kentinal
Great Reader
4703 Posts |
Posted - 10 Jan 2006 : 03:43:21
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Err what are the benefits, or even base pay.
I am somewhat conversent in common, Drow and orc.
IOW what are you talking about?
Oh notices last line, *shrugs* |
"Small beings can have small wisdom," the dragon said. "And small wise beings are better than small fools. Listen: Wisdom is caring for afterwards."
"Caring for afterwards ...? Ker repeated this without understanding.
"After action, afterwards," the dragon said. "Choose the afterwards first, then the action. Fools choose action first."
"Judgement" copyright 2003 by Elizabeth Moon |
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warlockco
Master of Realmslore
USA
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crushingsky
Acolyte
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Posted - 11 Jan 2006 : 01:23:51
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| I work for the IRS, does that count? |
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Thelonius
Senior Scribe
Spain
731 Posts |
Posted - 11 Jan 2006 : 14:16:14
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Oh come on buddies, what is better than having the oportunity of being slavered by the greatest magician in the realms, enough benefit it is  
Well I guess that the chance of having access to this great wizard's private papers is enough benefit... |
"If you are to truly understand, then you will need the contrast, not adherence to a single ideal." - Kreia
"I THINK I JUST HAD ANOTHER NEAR-RINCEWIND EXPERIENCE"- Discworld's Death frustrated after Rincewind scapes his grasp... again.
"I am death, come for thee" - Nimbul, from Baldur's Gate I just before being badly spanked
Sapientia sola libertas est |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
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sleyvas
Skilled Spell Strategist
USA
12194 Posts |
Posted - 12 Jan 2006 : 17:11:58
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Alavairthae, may your skill prevail
Phillip aka Sleyvas |
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Faramicos
Senior Scribe
Denmark
468 Posts |
Posted - 12 Jan 2006 : 17:26:33
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| Arethereanyracialrequirementsforthejob...? Iamaverypeasefulquickling... Iwillgetthejobdoneinajiff... (ANYBODY GOT THAT) |
"When dragons make war, worlds can only tremble in the shadow of angry wings" |
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Chosen of Moradin
Master of Realmslore
Brazil
1120 Posts |
Posted - 12 Jan 2006 : 17:41:34
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Originally posted by Faramicos
Arethereanyracialrequirementsforthejob...? Iamaverypeasefulquickling... Iwillgetthejobdoneinajiff... (ANYBODY GOT THAT)
Hey, what is it?
A Tinker Gnome of Krynn searching a job in Shadowdale???    |
Dwarf, DM, husband, and proud of this! :P
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Exciting Employment opportunity in Shadowdale!
