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Dargoth
Great Reader

Australia
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Posted - 29 Oct 2005 :  04:57:16  Show Profile  Visit Dargoth's Homepage Send Dargoth a Private Message  Reply with Quote  Delete Topic
The following was used as a sig on a another forum

Marry a Doppelganger you can sleep with a different women every night and never have an angry wife!

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"Its good to be the King!"

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Kes_Alanadel
Learned Scribe

USA
326 Posts

Posted - 29 Oct 2005 :  05:02:19  Show Profile  Visit Kes_Alanadel's Homepage Send Kes_Alanadel a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dargoth

The following was used as a sig on a another forum

Marry a Doppelganger you can sleep with a different women every night and never have an angry wife!




Ack! I seem to have too much blood in my coffee stream!

When did 'common sense' cease to be common?
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Chosen of Moradin
Master of Realmslore

Brazil
1120 Posts

Posted - 31 Oct 2005 :  16:21:27  Show Profile  Visit Chosen of Moradin's Homepage Send Chosen of Moradin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
The following was used as a sig on a another forum

Marry a Doppelganger you can sleep with a different women every night and never have an angry wife!





Good reasoning!

Dwarf, DM, husband, and proud of this! :P

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KnightErrantJR
Great Reader

USA
5402 Posts

Posted - 31 Oct 2005 :  16:24:41  Show Profile  Visit KnightErrantJR's Homepage Send KnightErrantJR a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I don't know . . . tis the nature of wives that eventually the following conversation will come up:

"You look increadible tonight,"

"So you are saying that I don't look my best every night?"
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hooper101
Learned Scribe

USA
117 Posts

Posted - 31 Oct 2005 :  16:57:38  Show Profile  Visit hooper101's Homepage Send hooper101 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I love my wife!

Die, die, die ,die, die, why won't you just die you silly dragon!
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hooper101
Learned Scribe

USA
117 Posts

Posted - 31 Oct 2005 :  16:59:26  Show Profile  Visit hooper101's Homepage Send hooper101 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Funny quote though. I think my wife would find this quote funny, when she changes back from the lamp shade or whatever she is right now I'll ask her if she read it.

Die, die, die ,die, die, why won't you just die you silly dragon!
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DestroyYouAlot
Seeker

USA
69 Posts

Posted - 01 Nov 2005 :  18:50:58  Show Profile Send DestroyYouAlot a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hooper101

Funny quote though. I think my wife would find this quote funny, when she changes back from the lamp shade or whatever she is right now I'll ask her if she read it.



So, what's it like being married to a mimic? Was she the wedding bed as well as the bride?
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Wooly Rupert
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Before this gets out of hand: keep it clean, folks.

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khorne
Master of Realmslore

Finland
1073 Posts

Posted - 02 Nov 2005 :  14:53:00  Show Profile  Visit khorne's Homepage Send khorne a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DestroyYouAlot

quote:
Originally posted by hooper101

Funny quote though. I think my wife would find this quote funny, when she changes back from the lamp shade or whatever she is right now I'll ask her if she read it.



So, what's it like being married to a mimic? Was she the wedding bed as well as the bride?

Thanks for some REALLY unwelcome images

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