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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
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 Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 17:38:43
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I saw this online the other day, and felt obligated to share. 
Strength is being able to crush a tomato
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad
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Delwa
Master of Realmslore
USA
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Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 18:34:58
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I saw it, too. I especially liked the last two lines on the version I saw:
"Wouldn't a tomato based fruit salad be salsa?"
"Guys, I found the Bard!" |
- Delwa Aunglor
I am off to slay yon refrigerator and spoil it's horde. Go for the cheese, Boo!
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Alruane
Senior Scribe
USA
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Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 18:59:54
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I have a feeling this originated from Tumblr..  |
" I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?"
~Joneleth Irenicus
"Wisdom? My dear boy, wisdom is knowing that you do not know everything. Wisdom is realizing, a wise man ALWAYS has questions. Not answers."
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36876 Posts |
Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 19:58:38
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quote:
Originally posted by Alruane
I have a feeling this originated from Tumblr..
I saw it on Facebook. |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
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Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 19:59:51
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quote:
Originally posted by Delwa
I saw it, too. I especially liked the last two lines on the version I saw:
"Wouldn't a tomato based fruit salad be salsa?"
"Guys, I found the Bard!"
You prolly saw the same graphic I did. I opted to leave those lines off, though, because it was easier than offering the proper context, and also because I think the stat descriptions stand well on their own. |
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Diffan
Great Reader
USA
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Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 21:38:18
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| Pretty funny! |
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Delwa
Master of Realmslore
USA
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Posted - 12 Dec 2013 : 04:34:30
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| Probably did. The stat descriptors do stand pretty well on their own. The rest just took everything beyond a chuckle to a laugh for me. :-) |
- Delwa Aunglor
I am off to slay yon refrigerator and spoil it's horde. Go for the cheese, Boo!
"The Realms change; seldom at the speed desired of those who strive, but far too quickly for those who resist." - The Simbul, taken from the Forgotten Realms Campaign Conspectus |
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A simple explanation of D&D stats (humor)
