| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 17:38:43
I saw this online the other day, and felt obligated to share. 
Strength is being able to crush a tomato
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad |
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| Delwa |
Posted - 12 Dec 2013 : 04:34:30
Probably did. The stat descriptors do stand pretty well on their own. The rest just took everything beyond a chuckle to a laugh for me. :-) |
| Diffan |
Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 21:38:18
Pretty funny! |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 19:59:51
quote:
Originally posted by Delwa
I saw it, too. I especially liked the last two lines on the version I saw:
"Wouldn't a tomato based fruit salad be salsa?"
"Guys, I found the Bard!"
You prolly saw the same graphic I did. I opted to leave those lines off, though, because it was easier than offering the proper context, and also because I think the stat descriptions stand well on their own. |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 19:58:38
quote:
Originally posted by Alruane
I have a feeling this originated from Tumblr.. 
I saw it on Facebook. |
| Alruane |
Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 18:59:54
I have a feeling this originated from Tumblr.. |
| Delwa |
Posted - 11 Dec 2013 : 18:34:58
I saw it, too. I especially liked the last two lines on the version I saw:
"Wouldn't a tomato based fruit salad be salsa?"
"Guys, I found the Bard!" |
