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BenN
Senior Scribe
Japan
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Posted - 18 Jul 2019 : 00:37:12
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If your definition of "sexy" is eight hairy legs, giant poison-filled fangs and the ability to shoot silk out of your arse.
Hey, whatever does it for you, dude.... |
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sleyvas
Skilled Spell Strategist
USA
11821 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jul 2019 : 01:39:11
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quote: Originally posted by BenN
If your definition of "sexy" is eight hairy legs, giant poison-filled fangs and the ability to shoot silk out of your arse.
Hey, whatever does it for you, dude....
I wonder how much a silk gown made from Lolth's excretions would sell for? |
Alavairthae, may your skill prevail
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36802 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jul 2019 : 04:14:28
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quote: Originally posted by sleyvas
quote: Originally posted by BenN
If your definition of "sexy" is eight hairy legs, giant poison-filled fangs and the ability to shoot silk out of your arse.
Hey, whatever does it for you, dude....
I wonder how much a silk gown made from Lolth's excretions would sell for?
Not much at all. Most priestesses of Lolth would simply kill you for it. And no one else would want it. |
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Irennan
Great Reader
Italy
3805 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jul 2019 : 13:54:27
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quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
quote: Originally posted by sleyvas
quote: Originally posted by BenN
If your definition of "sexy" is eight hairy legs, giant poison-filled fangs and the ability to shoot silk out of your arse.
Hey, whatever does it for you, dude....
I wonder how much a silk gown made from Lolth's excretions would sell for?
Not much at all. Most priestesses of Lolth would simply kill you for it. And no one else would want it.
Eh. Never underestimate people's fetishes. |
Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things. |
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