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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
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 Posted - 26 Sep 2003 : 14:33:05
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Well, I am I bit bored so I thought Perhaps I would ask anyone for some new monsters they themselves have thought up? Come on don't tell me none of you have ever done so. Have you seen new ones that other have made up? Tell you have. Its true everyone has made one, thought of one, or seen one that someone else has made. Anyway, this is basically a lil spoof one that Im going to post.
The Butt Stabbing Imp ( I seen this on a webby I didn't make it myself).
These imps are a blue and green in skin color. They are very small and very fast. However very weak and nimble. Their favorite combat form is to hide in a dark place until their targets have gone by. Then these perverted lil buggers jump out and stav their foes in the rear with a two pointed spear, Nailing hopefully their target in both a$$ cheeks. This causes sever pain ( I added in that it takes a will save to keep from passing out), and the beings movement is halved. As long as the spear remains in the persons rear they take one dmg each turn.
As for the imps and their 1d4 hit points they tend to run past the fallen foe, turn and start trying to use hand to hand combat to pummel their foes. Sad huh?
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"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Vallandar
Acolyte
United Kingdom
46 Posts |
Posted - 27 Sep 2003 : 17:30:16
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| I found a gingerbread golem on the internet, it had 1d4 hp. |
'The sinews of war, unlimited money'
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Trafaldi
Learned Scribe
264 Posts |
Posted - 28 Sep 2003 : 04:00:29
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Crotch bug it burrow in the ground and jumps up when its target is directly above them and attempts to latch onto its victims crotch.
sounds painful but thats because it is. |
Some believe there is something more after death, if you really want to find out... go kill yourself and stop pestering me. |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 29 Sep 2003 : 08:35:15
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Hey,have you seen the present mimic,hides under the Christmas tree.
 Its here along with D&D 12 days of Christmas.
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article.asp?x=dnd/dx20021221z |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 29 Sep 2003 : 13:36:33
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| Meh, Not bad. Heh... I think I want to gt my sister one of those for x-,as if she keeps bugging me hehehe. |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Jander Sunstar
Learned Scribe
Turkey
275 Posts |
Posted - 29 Sep 2003 : 22:02:16
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| ý think carnavour ants would be nice. they tend to go into your skin and every hole on your body. they might attack in groups of 1000s and they can be very irritating and dangerous. ý can not imagine an ant screwing my brain. ý suppose they can't swim so if you throw yourself in to water you are safe, or you can cover your body with some kind of greasy liquid which can prevent them from climbing over u. small demage they inflict but good torment for players. |
Punish me if you will, for my hands are not clean. But deny me not my revenge!"
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zhentar reborn
Acolyte
34 Posts |
Posted - 30 Sep 2003 : 00:23:10
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LURKING FURNITURE CORNER or the TOE STUBBER.
DC 30 SPOT check to avoid.
if undetected: hits automatically
effect of attack: ruins the rest of victims day. 1/2 movement rate for 24 hours and all skill checks, attack rolls, and saving throws at -4 for 24 hours.
Role-playing penalty: character must continually whine about his/her sore toe for the rest of the gaming session! |
Think what you've always thought, and you'll be what you've always been. |
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MuadDib
Senior Scribe
South Africa
442 Posts |
Posted - 30 Sep 2003 : 07:19:31
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OMG
that toe stubber things is one of the funniest things i have read in such a long time....
rofl! |
MuadDib - Candlekeep Inn Barhand |
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 30 Sep 2003 : 13:38:22
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| Heh. I know about them Toe Stubbers. They are all over my house. |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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shadow258300
Acolyte
USA
12 Posts |
Posted - 01 Oct 2003 : 02:31:25
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don't feel bad, they're all over mine too.
I think any animated object is funny. Imagine a chair attacking. Have it made out of adamantionite and they will be there for awhile |
When God created man he gave out two gifts. Some he gave intelligence. To the rest, he gave sheer DUMB luck. |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 01 Oct 2003 : 02:53:31
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Yeah,think of the shin attacks some of them do.Thats got to count as
a loss of concentration while your dancing on one leg and holding the other doing a spinning jig and muttering 4 letter words spells.
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Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Edited by - William of Waterdeep on 01 Oct 2003 02:56:41 |
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Lina
Senior Scribe
Australia
469 Posts |
Posted - 02 Oct 2003 : 14:58:49
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How about brain sucking ticks! Crawls into your ear while you sleep and eats it's way from one ear to the other without you realising til your mentally incapacitated. On second thought it doesn't sound that dangerous considering all the scary bugs living in the same house as me.
How about a floating eyeball from hell. Blood red coloured eye that turns things into hellish creatures (imps, demons, lesser demons, succubuses, etc) when it looks at them (may include inanimate objects, ie strangling shower curtain, carnivorous folding chair) and detonates at will when attacked unleashing molten lava, flames and a horrid stench noticable in a 6km radius. Note: smell my affect eyesight, causing momentary blindness to some and/or fainting spells. |
“Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows! Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name. I pledge myself to darkness. All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed…by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!!”
"Thieves? Ah, such an ugly word... look upon them as the most honest sort of merchant."
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 03 Oct 2003 : 13:54:35
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Jeasus ..... Holy hell. You have some great ideas but I was shooting for humorus monsters >.>;
In any case do you think you could make me some of them type of monsters to keep as pets? Huh? Huh? Please?
::Hops into her lap and clings some, making sure to nuzzle her and pet her:: PLEEEEEEAAASE
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"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
Edited by - Cult_Leader on 03 Oct 2003 14:06:15 |
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Lina
Senior Scribe
Australia
469 Posts |
Posted - 04 Oct 2003 : 12:13:57
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lol
Didn't know you wanted human monsters but that sorts of limits my ideas to a degree.
Speaking of pet monsters, how about a nice, cute, furry rabbit?? |
“Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows! Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name. I pledge myself to darkness. All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed…by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!!”
"Thieves? Ah, such an ugly word... look upon them as the most honest sort of merchant."
-Oglar the Thieflord |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 04 Oct 2003 : 18:27:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Lina
lol
Didn't know you wanted human monsters but that sorts of limits my ideas to a degree.
Speaking of pet monsters, how about a nice, cute, furry rabbit??
(Licks lips  )Hhhmmmm,with carrots,potatoes and peas.Taste like chicken I bet!!! Here little bunnie rabbit.
 Owwwch,I wasn't gonna eat em, Lina,just pet him.... |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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fanatic
Acolyte
Austria
34 Posts |
Posted - 05 Oct 2003 : 18:17:47
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what about a snapping rose??
imagine the young boy picking up some flowers for his beloved...
would he take her even without a nose??????????????? |
even fantasy has it´s limits
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 06 Oct 2003 : 03:28:16
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If you still have BGII SOA or TOB then you should check out the Turnip
Golem mod. I haven't tried it but my understanding is that it is found in the slum district of AthKatla near Jan Jansen's home.
Who else but this crazy Gnome would run into a Turnip Golem?
Oops forgot the link.
Its on the righthand side near top in quick links section.
http://www.forgottenwars.net/?page=mods/soundsets
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Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Edited by - William of Waterdeep on 06 Oct 2003 03:31:40 |
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MuadDib
Senior Scribe
South Africa
442 Posts |
Posted - 06 Oct 2003 : 06:51:18
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ooooh oooooooh my first reference to a source book!!!
Break out the bubbly boys, this is going to be huge...
Ok, so I was reading Elminster's Ecologies....one of them anyway, and it is told through the words of some weird woman who loves the undead. And somewhere in that region, high moors or some such, is a garden on weird plants, including plants that do almost what Sage's snapping roses do. Poisonous barbs and so on....!
Woot for me! |
MuadDib - Candlekeep Inn Barhand |
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 06 Oct 2003 : 13:50:32
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| How abou a Drow I always wanted a Drow for a pet *Nods some, thinks they would make great pets, I mean think about it. If someone is bugging them they just poison and kill them!!!* Really great pets. *pets the lina* |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 07 Oct 2003 : 00:13:45
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Originally posted by Cult_Leader
How abou a Drow I always wanted a Drow for a pet *Nods some, thinks they would make great pets, I mean think about it. If someone is bugging them they just poison and kill them!!!* Really great pets. *pets the lina*
 Lina should kick your arse!!!Unhand the Drow woman you dirty old mage.
And MuadDib that is fanatic not Sage with the Snapping Roses.He he he,I almost called him Sage too once. |
Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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MuadDib
Senior Scribe
South Africa
442 Posts |
Posted - 07 Oct 2003 : 06:46:19
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whoops my bad
sorry about that fanatic, the two of you look remarkably similar...
And as for the pet drow, the illithid have been known to do that from time to time as i recall... |
MuadDib - Candlekeep Inn Barhand |
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 07 Oct 2003 : 14:54:25
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| And at least i wouldnt have to use mind controll to keep one as a pet. Since the poisons wont kill me anyway MWAHA! *Makes sure his claimed pet is nice and comfy and stuff, gives it lots of toys and cool tomes* |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Vallandar
Acolyte
United Kingdom
46 Posts |
Posted - 07 Oct 2003 : 20:15:54
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| I know of a trader in Calisham whose guards captured a small drow raiding party a few weeks past. Mayhap i could introduce you to him, for a small fee of course... |
'The sinews of war, unlimited money'
- Cicero |
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MuadDib
Senior Scribe
South Africa
442 Posts |
Posted - 08 Oct 2003 : 06:53:56
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THE SINGING BUSH or the LUDICROUS LATINO.
DC 30 SPOT check to avoid, if player is 30ft away, otherwise no saving throw against effects unless player is deaf.
if undetected: The bush will being singing latino salsa hits.
Primrary Effects: Will launch into renditions of latino American hits by Ricky Martin, Enrique and Shakira, stunning low constitution players, and causing players of lower intelligence to lose their minds. The singing also has a paralysing effect, preventing you from escaping.
Secondary effects: Player wil begin to be infused with the latino spirit, preventing him/her from speaking to the rest of the party as s/he only speaks spanish, and smells so much like salsa and bacardi that noone will speak to them.
Tertiary effects: Any attack made on the bush itself results in federal government legal action on accounts of racism and discrimination.
Role-playing penalty: Players start speakign spanish, eating salsa and large amounts of spicy food, and drinking only bacardi and tequila based drinks |
MuadDib - Candlekeep Inn Barhand |
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 08 Oct 2003 : 13:15:57
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| Wow did someone get a little racist? heh. *Wont say anything, is indian so will just conform and not say a word more about that* Nope dont need you to introduce me. I have a new Drow pet, she just does not know it yet heh *was covering Lina's ears at that time * |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 08 Oct 2003 : 17:06:32
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| I just thought of a serious one. Think about it guys. A half-Orc-Half-Ogre. *shivers* makes me tingle at the thought of the raw power and chance to use simple magics heh. |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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William of Waterdeep
Senior Scribe
USA
829 Posts |
Posted - 09 Oct 2003 : 02:00:08
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Originally posted by Cult_Leader
I just thought of a serious one. Think about it guys. A half-Orc-Half-Ogre. *shivers* makes me tingle at the thought of the raw power and chance to use simple magics heh.
I thought that was called an Ogrillon???
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Courage isn't the lack of fear but rather believing in and doing what you know is right even though fear is present.
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 09 Oct 2003 : 13:52:34
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| Nah Im talking about a new beed of them. That and I have never heard of an Ogrillion. Infact I got the idea from WC3's Exp, Frozen Throne. They have a mini game on it that I played. Your main char is a half ogre half orc. |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Feanor_Karnil
Learned Scribe
USA
132 Posts |
Posted - 09 Oct 2003 : 15:42:57
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| I think a Panderan of of WC3 would make a great enemy. And just to be funny, I think the killer rabbit of Monty Python and the Holy Grail would make an amusing and devastating monster. |
We live in a bleak world my friend, where heroes are few and shadows stalk us around every corner.
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Jander Sunstar
Learned Scribe
Turkey
275 Posts |
Posted - 09 Oct 2003 : 16:35:48
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Sneaky municipality holes. They are created for some repairment by the municipality but some how they become a part of the pavements. they prey on drunk and extremely clumsy people at nights. There are rumours that they are connected with other planes. But the truth is they caused several casualities in last decades. they are just growing in number and the municipality is looking for a solution.
alg: always neu/evil
special abilities: they look like normal holes in day light.
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Punish me if you will, for my hands are not clean. But deny me not my revenge!"
-Jander Sunstar |
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Lina
Senior Scribe
Australia
469 Posts |
Posted - 10 Oct 2003 : 11:51:59
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| Cult Leader, whatever gave you the idea of having me as a pet. *Bats her eyelashes at him* Well, I'm ok with this temporary arrangement so long as you know your place. Your first act of adoration would be to worship the ground I walk on and to buy me lots of pressies. In return I promise not to bite. |
“Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows! Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name. I pledge myself to darkness. All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed…by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!!”
"Thieves? Ah, such an ugly word... look upon them as the most honest sort of merchant."
-Oglar the Thieflord |
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New Dangerous Monsters to fight!!! *lol*
