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Kuje
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I know, we don't like these threads but this VS. is from RAS in Kobold's Quarterly Friday Funny.

http://www.koboldquarterly.com/k/article122.php

Now, if this turns into a argument, then the mods can lock my thread. :)

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quote:
Originally posted by Kuje

I know, we don't like these threads but this VS. is from RAS in Kobold's Quarterly Friday Funny.

http://www.koboldquarterly.com/k/article122.php


Eh,I was hoping for something written. I just don't like watching or listening to interviews and such online.

quote:
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Now, if this turns into a argument, then the mods can lock my thread. :)



And we will. So let this be a warning to those who might take this too far.

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Arion Elenim
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Posted - 05 Dec 2008 :  17:35:19  Show Profile  Visit Arion Elenim's Homepage Send Arion Elenim a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Salvatore: "If I ever get to use Elminster I will kill him."

That's goin' up on my wall.

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-That was a very candid interview. Raises R.A. Salvatore a notch higher in my book now.

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Dalor Darden
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Aye, funny interview too.

Drizzt vs. Elminster eh? LOL

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Posted - 05 Dec 2008 :  21:11:38  Show Profile  Visit Nerfed2Hell's Homepage Send Nerfed2Hell a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I could see him getting to use Elminster and killing Elminster... I just don't see him as being allowed to keep Elminster dead.

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Lord Karsus
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quote:
Originally posted by Nerfed2Hell

I could see him getting to use Elminster and killing Elminster... I just don't see him as being allowed to keep Elminster dead.



-Didn't work for Troy Denning (though I doubt that Denning attempted to kill Elminster, rather than simply "take him out of the equation", nor do I think he had any hostile intentions), so...

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The Sage
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Hmmmph. I can't I was too surprised by the comments made in that "Friday Funny."

Other than that, I found it rather bland actually, and not particularly funny.

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Arion Elenim
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Posted - 05 Dec 2008 :  23:35:48  Show Profile  Visit Arion Elenim's Homepage Send Arion Elenim a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yeah...isn't it kind of impossible to kill Elminster (short of a Wish spell, I guess)?

Something about an innumerable number of clones, a la Manshoon...

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danbuter
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Posted - 05 Dec 2008 :  23:37:44  Show Profile  Visit danbuter's Homepage Send danbuter a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Fun, though hard to hear.

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Lord Karsus
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quote:
Originally posted by The Sage

Other than that, I found it rather bland actually, and not particularly funny.


-How so, bland? Not being funny, that much I can agree. This is the first interview with an author/designer that I can recall, in which the author/designer was somewhat critical of WotC and/or the design team calling the shots concerning the Forgotten Realms. The part where he alludes to Drow no longer having Infravision, and Narbondel suddenly becoming useless, that's as close to an author/designer being angry for rules/storyline/etc. change that I've ever heard.

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Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
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Sorry, I found it grating. The actual commentary (which really wasn't much I haven't heard before) was hard to hear; sadly, the clamorous yahoos in the background were not.

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Arion Elenim
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Posted - 06 Dec 2008 :  01:11:17  Show Profile  Visit Arion Elenim's Homepage Send Arion Elenim a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin

Sorry, I found it grating. The actual commentary (which really wasn't much I haven't heard before) was hard to hear; sadly, the clamorous yahoos in the background were not.



I thought the same thing...was that his kids in the background?

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The Sage
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Posted - 06 Dec 2008 :  01:49:04  Show Profile Send The Sage a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dagnirion

-How so, bland?
Pretty much for the same reasons Rinonalyrna suggested above.

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Brynweir
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Posted - 06 Dec 2008 :  01:54:13  Show Profile Send Brynweir a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I couldn't understand a word - I gave up very quickly.
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Dalor Darden
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Posted - 06 Dec 2008 :  02:44:11  Show Profile Send Dalor Darden a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I've got perky ears...

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BEAST
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Posted - 06 Dec 2008 :  09:01:29  Show Profile  Visit BEAST's Homepage Send BEAST a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by danbuter

Fun, though hard to hear.

Much easier to hear if you use earphones. Bob's voice stays in the foreground that way, and the "whoahers" remain muffled in the background.

As others have said, nothing new, here.

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Drakul
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I thought it was funny.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDonLNKf6_KA9Qlal3Qu3zQ?view_as=subscriber
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Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
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Posted - 08 Dec 2008 :  14:01:53  Show Profile  Visit Rinonalyrna Fathomlin's Homepage Send Rinonalyrna Fathomlin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BEAST
Much easier to hear if you use earphones.


I did.

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The audio clip is from R.A. Salvatore's seminar at this year's Gen Con. The people you hear asking questions are members of the audience.

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riot the outsider
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lol. That was great.

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Matt James
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Wouldn't Drizzt get obliterated simply for the fact that Drizzt is a mere mortal? I always found that part of Drizzt to be the most appealing. He was a relatively normal guy, albeit heroic qualities.
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Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt James

Wouldn't Drizzt get obliterated simply for the fact that Drizzt is a mere mortal? I always found that part of Drizzt to be the most appealing. He was a relatively normal guy, albeit heroic qualities.



It's really a joke--RAS has said before that who the winner is would depend on who is the one writing the story.

"Instead of asking why we sleep, it might make sense to ask why we wake. Perchance we live to dream. From that perspective, the sea of troubles we navigate in the workaday world might be the price we pay for admission to another night in the world of dreams."
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Edited by - Rinonalyrna Fathomlin on 09 Dec 2008 15:33:49
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Matt James
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quote:
Originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin

quote:
Originally posted by Matt James

Wouldn't Drizzt get obliterated simply for the fact that Drizzt is a mere mortal? I always found that part of Drizzt to be the most appealing. He was a relatively normal guy, albeit heroic qualities.



It's really a joke--RAS has said before that who the winner is would depend on who is the one writing the story.



hehe, I know ;)
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Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
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Posted - 09 Dec 2008 :  15:37:10  Show Profile  Visit Rinonalyrna Fathomlin's Homepage Send Rinonalyrna Fathomlin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OK.

"Instead of asking why we sleep, it might make sense to ask why we wake. Perchance we live to dream. From that perspective, the sea of troubles we navigate in the workaday world might be the price we pay for admission to another night in the world of dreams."
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Posted - 09 Dec 2008 :  20:49:24  Show Profile  Visit Nerfed2Hell's Homepage Send Nerfed2Hell a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Arion Elenim

Yeah...isn't it kind of impossible to kill Elminster (short of a Wish spell, I guess)?

Something about an innumerable number of clones, a la Manshoon...


Having an innumerable amount of clones doesn't mean it is impossible to kill Elminster. Those clones just mean that his remaining "dead" isn't very likely... but killing him is as easy as overcoming all his other protectons.

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Firestorm
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Posted - 09 Dec 2008 :  23:50:44  Show Profile Send Firestorm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
hahahahahhaa. Great Interview
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Firestorm
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Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of was how Salvatore killed Chewbacca?
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