| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Dargoth |
Posted - 10 Jan 2006 : 02:45:30
Do ye thrive on meeting strange, exotic and interesting people and beings? Have ye always wanted to work for a powerful wizard or Sorcerer? Then look no further our client a High profile Wizard living in Shadowdale is seeking a meticulous and closed mouth person for the role of Scribe.
The Successful applicant should have the following skills
1)Objection handling skills. Position requires applicant to regularly bar entry to pesky and annoying adventurer types from the premises
2 Be able to produce mountains of Bureaucratic red tape and complicated excuses upon demmand. Previous experience working in the Civil service will be highly regarded
3)Able to think quickly and dealing with surprising and unexpected situations. (Such as strange wizards dropping in and casting fireballs at our client)
4)Able to deal with the Rich and powerful guests and adequately assess their needs during their stay at our clients premises
5)Be able to keep track of an account for our clients many spell books. Applicants with previous experience working, as Liberians will be highly regarded
6)Be able to read and write at least 3 languages.
7)Be able remain focused working in a highly magical environment
8)Remain cheerful while dealing with our occasionally difficult and sometimes cantankerous client
Duties
1) Cooking for our client and any guests who may be visiting.
2) Cleaning and tidying up our clients premise
3) Dealing with unannounced and unwanted visitors
4) Perform errands as required (including grocery shopping)
The successful applicant will be required to move to Shadowdale where the client will provide free accommodation in a rustic rural Wizards tower. This role offers great potential for career advancement; the previous person to hold this role moved on to become the King of Tethyr!
So if ye feel ye have the qualities and skills required for this challenging and exciting role visit us now at:
Waterdeep Recruitment
Cnr of River street and The High road
Dock Ward
Waterdeep
Our Client is an equal Opportunity employer however previous Applicants, Malaugrym and evil Mages seeking our client’s power and spells need not apply
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And yes I had way to much free time on my hands today
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| Chosen of Moradin |
Posted - 12 Jan 2006 : 17:41:34
quote:
Originally posted by Faramicos
Arethereanyracialrequirementsforthejob...? Iamaverypeasefulquickling... Iwillgetthejobdoneinajiff... (ANYBODY GOT THAT)
Hey, what is it?
A Tinker Gnome of Krynn searching a job in Shadowdale???    |
| Faramicos |
Posted - 12 Jan 2006 : 17:26:33
Arethereanyracialrequirementsforthejob...? Iamaverypeasefulquickling... Iwillgetthejobdoneinajiff... (ANYBODY GOT THAT) |
| sleyvas |
Posted - 12 Jan 2006 : 17:11:58
do females have higher priorities for being hired? What about female elves? |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 11 Jan 2006 : 17:09:55
Can you imagine the tell-all book Lhaeo could write?  |
| Thelonius |
Posted - 11 Jan 2006 : 14:16:14
Oh come on buddies, what is better than having the oportunity of being slavered by the greatest magician in the realms, enough benefit it is  
Well I guess that the chance of having access to this great wizard's private papers is enough benefit... |
| crushingsky |
Posted - 11 Jan 2006 : 01:23:51
I work for the IRS, does that count? |
| warlockco |
Posted - 10 Jan 2006 : 23:46:53
quote:
Originally posted by Kentinal
Err what are the benefits, or even base pay.
Yeah, what are the benefits and pay? |
| Kentinal |
Posted - 10 Jan 2006 : 03:43:21
Err what are the benefits, or even base pay.
I am somewhat conversent in common, Drow and orc.
IOW what are you talking about?
Oh notices last line, *shrugs* |
