| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Markustay |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 15:17:20
The evil Turkey Horde has formed once again, and it is up to us to protect the North from their deprivations (and whatever the hell that thing is hanging form their necks)! We must kill as many as we can, and consume the flesh of our enemies to gain their strength.
Just wanted to say happy Thanksgiving to all my American buds (and have a great day to all of you who don't celebrate it). 
Gobble Gobble.....  |
| 17 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Dr. Dieter McMuff |
Posted - 25 Nov 2012 : 20:31:19
I always wished I could cast Animate Dead on the turkey right before it was carved. |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 24 Nov 2012 : 14:28:47
Had my second (and in my mind, real) Thanksgiving dinner last night. Mmmm boy, I was pleasantly stuffed!  |
| Simon Phoenix |
Posted - 24 Nov 2012 : 06:13:28
I failed my saving throw vs triptophan. |
| sleyvas |
Posted - 23 Nov 2012 : 13:14:03
do I get extra XP for buying 4 extra frozen turkeys and shoving them at the bottom of the freezer? |
| xaeyruudh |
Posted - 23 Nov 2012 : 00:04:34
I just had my coma-inducing tryptophan overdose as well.
Happy bday to all those celebrating birthdays! |
| Dalor Darden |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 23:50:19
We had Thanksgiving Dinner yesterday and today...and will again tmr as well!
My wife's birthday is the 21st; and she loves turkey.
Unfortunately, I believe I have devoured a poisonous bird...and must now enter a sleep similar to the Odin-Sleep to recover...g'night! |
| Alystra Illianniis |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 23:24:18
M... turkey. Had my Thanksgiving dinner on Sunday, along with celebrating five birthdays that all fall within the next 3 weeks. Wee had two turkeys (one was fried), stuffing, cheesy mac, crannberry sauce, and all the rest of the "traditional" foods. Yep, we stuffed ourselves even more than the turkeys! And then I had to work today, but that's okay. The GOOD thing about working on Thanksgiving is Holiday Pay!! And we closed at 11 this AM, so it was breakfast ONLY from the evil McDevil's minions today.... Happy Dire Turkey-eating Day to all my US pals! |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 23:08:11
Is there such a thing as a dire tofurkey? Because that's what my vegan mother-in-law served...
We're doing round 2 of Thanksgiving tomorrow, with my parents, and will have both ham and turkey on the menu. And bacon, too, since they put strips of bacon on the turkey while cooking it. |
| althen artren |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 21:18:32
Found a +5 wishbone of slaying in a game once, never got to use it. I wonder what
the save would be on choking on a turkey bone +5?
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| Dennis |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 21:12:10
I have a lot of relatives, friends, and local-based assets in the US. Happy Thanksgiving, guys! |
| Kilvan |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 20:57:59
I'm Canadian and when I think of American Thanksgiving, this is what comes to mind first. One of my favorite TV scene ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kgsGpDKi0AQ
He almost got mad EXP for slaying a high level assassin, oh well. Happy thanksgiving |
| The Arcanamach |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 20:42:43
*Readies 9th-level Turkey-Fry spell! 
Happy Thanksgiving Candlekeep |
| Delwa |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 20:21:28
And extra xp to the soul who has a high.enough Search to tell sliced beats from sliced cranberry sauce!
Happy Thanksgiving! |
| Jeremy Grenemyer |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 18:09:51
You guys ever have a problem with Turkey Wraiths?
They're the worst.
Anyway, don't bring your turkeys to church, because they use fowl language.
Happy Thanksgiving! |
| Saxmilian |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 17:44:11
lets not forget the +5 Cobbler of Waist-increasing! |
| Barastir |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 17:12:07
Get your vorpal cleavers, grab your +1 knives and forks and have a Happy Thanksgiving, fellow adventurers! |
| Dalor Darden |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 17:07:00
Yes, let the hordes of disabled genetic white-feather spawned minions of Tyson, Butterball etc. be consumed by the masses until their numbers are depleted...until next year!
OR
Go hunt and kill a REAL turkey and eat it! Nothing better than to slay a TRUE Dire Turkey and have your own miniature minions eat it alongside the guts of those nasty Pumpkin-head monsters!
Happy Thanksgiving to all... |
