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Markustay
Realms Explorer extraordinaire
USA
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 Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 15:17:20
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The evil Turkey Horde has formed once again, and it is up to us to protect the North from their deprivations (and whatever the hell that thing is hanging form their necks)! We must kill as many as we can, and consume the flesh of our enemies to gain their strength.
Just wanted to say happy Thanksgiving to all my American buds (and have a great day to all of you who don't celebrate it). 
Gobble Gobble..... 
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"I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me" --- Dudley Field Malone
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Edited by - Markustay on 22 Nov 2012 16:54:56
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Dalor Darden
Great Reader
USA
4211 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 17:07:00
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Yes, let the hordes of disabled genetic white-feather spawned minions of Tyson, Butterball etc. be consumed by the masses until their numbers are depleted...until next year!
OR
Go hunt and kill a REAL turkey and eat it! Nothing better than to slay a TRUE Dire Turkey and have your own miniature minions eat it alongside the guts of those nasty Pumpkin-head monsters!
Happy Thanksgiving to all... |
The Old Grey Box and AD&D for me! |
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Barastir
Master of Realmslore
Brazil
1600 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 17:12:07
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| Get your vorpal cleavers, grab your +1 knives and forks and have a Happy Thanksgiving, fellow adventurers! |
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fought for to be attained and maintained.
Lead by example.
Let your deeds speak your intentions.
Goodness radiated from the heart."
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Saxmilian
Learned Scribe
USA
157 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 17:44:11
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| lets not forget the +5 Cobbler of Waist-increasing! |
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Jeremy Grenemyer
Great Reader
USA
2717 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 18:09:51
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You guys ever have a problem with Turkey Wraiths?
They're the worst.
Anyway, don't bring your turkeys to church, because they use fowl language.
Happy Thanksgiving! |
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Delwa
Master of Realmslore
USA
1271 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 20:21:28
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And extra xp to the soul who has a high.enough Search to tell sliced beats from sliced cranberry sauce!
Happy Thanksgiving! |
- Delwa Aunglor
I am off to slay yon refrigerator and spoil it's horde. Go for the cheese, Boo!
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The Arcanamach
Master of Realmslore
1847 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 20:42:43
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*Readies 9th-level Turkey-Fry spell! 
Happy Thanksgiving Candlekeep  |
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Kilvan
Senior Scribe
Canada
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Dennis
Great Reader
9933 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 21:12:10
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I have a lot of relatives, friends, and local-based assets in the US. Happy Thanksgiving, guys! |
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althen artren
Senior Scribe
USA
780 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 21:18:32
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Found a +5 wishbone of slaying in a game once, never got to use it. I wonder what
the save would be on choking on a turkey bone +5?
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36803 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 23:08:11
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Is there such a thing as a dire tofurkey? Because that's what my vegan mother-in-law served...
We're doing round 2 of Thanksgiving tomorrow, with my parents, and will have both ham and turkey on the menu. And bacon, too, since they put strips of bacon on the turkey while cooking it. |
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Alystra Illianniis
Great Reader
USA
3750 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 23:24:18
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| M... turkey. Had my Thanksgiving dinner on Sunday, along with celebrating five birthdays that all fall within the next 3 weeks. Wee had two turkeys (one was fried), stuffing, cheesy mac, crannberry sauce, and all the rest of the "traditional" foods. Yep, we stuffed ourselves even more than the turkeys! And then I had to work today, but that's okay. The GOOD thing about working on Thanksgiving is Holiday Pay!! And we closed at 11 this AM, so it was breakfast ONLY from the evil McDevil's minions today.... Happy Dire Turkey-eating Day to all my US pals! |
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Dalor Darden
Great Reader
USA
4211 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2012 : 23:50:19
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We had Thanksgiving Dinner yesterday and today...and will again tmr as well!
My wife's birthday is the 21st; and she loves turkey.
Unfortunately, I believe I have devoured a poisonous bird...and must now enter a sleep similar to the Odin-Sleep to recover...g'night! |
The Old Grey Box and AD&D for me! |
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xaeyruudh
Master of Realmslore
USA
1853 Posts |
Posted - 23 Nov 2012 : 00:04:34
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I just had my coma-inducing tryptophan overdose as well.
Happy bday to all those celebrating birthdays! |
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sleyvas
Skilled Spell Strategist
USA
11827 Posts |
Posted - 23 Nov 2012 : 13:14:03
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| do I get extra XP for buying 4 extra frozen turkeys and shoving them at the bottom of the freezer? |
Alavairthae, may your skill prevail
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Simon Phoenix
Acolyte
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Posted - 24 Nov 2012 : 06:13:28
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| I failed my saving throw vs triptophan. |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36803 Posts |
Posted - 24 Nov 2012 : 14:28:47
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| Had my second (and in my mind, real) Thanksgiving dinner last night. Mmmm boy, I was pleasantly stuffed! |
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Dr. Dieter McMuff
Acolyte
USA
6 Posts |
Posted - 25 Nov 2012 : 20:31:19
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| I always wished I could cast Animate Dead on the turkey right before it was carved. |
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Attack of the Dire Turkeys
