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| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 26 Sep 2003 : 14:33:05
Well, I am I bit bored so I thought Perhaps I would ask anyone for some new monsters they themselves have thought up? Come on don't tell me none of you have ever done so. Have you seen new ones that other have made up? Tell you have. Its true everyone has made one, thought of one, or seen one that someone else has made. Anyway, this is basically a lil spoof one that Im going to post.
The Butt Stabbing Imp ( I seen this on a webby I didn't make it myself).
These imps are a blue and green in skin color. They are very small and very fast. However very weak and nimble. Their favorite combat form is to hide in a dark place until their targets have gone by. Then these perverted lil buggers jump out and stav their foes in the rear with a two pointed spear, Nailing hopefully their target in both a$$ cheeks. This causes sever pain ( I added in that it takes a will save to keep from passing out), and the beings movement is halved. As long as the spear remains in the persons rear they take one dmg each turn.
As for the imps and their 1d4 hit points they tend to run past the fallen foe, turn and start trying to use hand to hand combat to pummel their foes. Sad huh? |
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| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 05 Nov 2003 : 13:51:08
*Many crusty laughs* Thats great. I give many props to the DM. |
| Bayne |
Posted - 04 Nov 2003 : 14:53:14
quote:
Originally posted by shadow258300
don't feel bad, they're all over mine too.
I think any animated object is funny. Imagine a chair attacking. Have it made out of adamantionite and they will be there for awhile
That happened to one of my peers in a dnd session, they were supposed to attack an animated dining set.
When he went to grab the forks, they would bend and stab him in the hand.
When you pick up the knives they go limp.
The spoons would hurtle towards you, trying to dig out your eyes.
The napkins bound your hands together.
at the same time my other peer was fighting a door.
When he grabbed the doorknob it would burn his hand
the hinges would come off and fly at him.
and when he tried to get stab the door, it opened up, and fell through. |
| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 04 Nov 2003 : 14:31:38
Well since you have not seen the ending I wont say a sowrd heh. |
| Lina |
Posted - 04 Nov 2003 : 10:47:22
Yes I've seen TriGun. I like it too although theres a twist on the story near the ending. One more CD to wait 4. YAY!!!
GTO is a good one as well. I personally recommend it. Its really cool.  |
| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 31 Oct 2003 : 13:50:32
LOL. Yeah Slayers is not bad but TriGun beats it. *nods* Wild Arms is rather good as well. I do not know if you have seen that one or not Lina but its a must see. Both of them actually. *Pets the lina before going back to his work* |
| Lina |
Posted - 31 Oct 2003 : 10:53:01
My avatar... well, its off Slayers (not Buffy). Cool anime. Yes the pic of my avatar does look young for her age like me. |
| William of Waterdeep |
Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 23:48:12
quote:
Originally posted by Jander Sunstar
I was just joking, sorry Lina and Will. I shouldn't make such a stupid comment .
And William I never thought that you are 44 I just looked you profile.
Lina I liked your avatar but it really looks like a 13 year old pokemon char.
Did you forgive me?
Whoa son, I am 42,not 44....maybe not much difference to you but It is when you get my age.I'll be 44 soon enough don't rush it. |
| Jander Sunstar |
Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 16:36:37
I was just joking, sorry Lina and Will. I shouldn't make such a stupid comment.
And William I never thought that you are 44 I just looked you profile.
Lina I liked your avatar but it really looks like a 13 year old pokemon char.
Did you forgive me? |
| Bookwyrm |
Posted - 27 Oct 2003 : 04:53:44
quote:
Originally posted by William of Waterdeep
. . . her avatar is quite beautiful.
You mean that's a female picture? With anime, it's so hard to tell! |
| Lina |
Posted - 26 Oct 2003 : 14:03:54
Yes thats true *winks* We are just friends *winks again*. Just kidding, we are truly just good chat buddies. |
| William of Waterdeep |
Posted - 25 Oct 2003 : 04:19:12
quote:
Originally posted by Jander Sunstar
I M NOT SURE BUT WİLLİAM HAS A little CRUSH ON LİNA.
Lina he is a great guy and he is not one of the other ignorant infidels.
No its not a crush,although her avatar is quite beautiful.
I am old enough to be Lina's father so I just adopted her.
We are just friends.Thanks for the kind words though in support of me.
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| Jander Sunstar |
Posted - 25 Oct 2003 : 02:27:45
I M NOT SURE BUT WİLLİAM HAS A little CRUSH ON LİNA.
Lina he is a great guy and he is not one of the other ignorant infidels.
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| William of Waterdeep |
Posted - 25 Oct 2003 : 00:27:18
*William brushes the slimey frogs into the floor*
 I see you don't cook now that your queen.You want Will to bite the legs off of live frogs? Maybe I go out to eat. |
| Lina |
Posted - 24 Oct 2003 : 12:09:46
 Little old me, a Queen... I don't know if I'll go that far. But as to your wish, consider it granted.
*Frogs start jumping through the doorway and onto Williams plate.* Only the very best for my Wil. Lots of fresh frogs legs. |
| William of Waterdeep |
Posted - 18 Oct 2003 : 08:59:36
Can I try some of those froglegs Queen Lina? |
| Lina |
Posted - 18 Oct 2003 : 03:53:49
Yes, not bad Cult_Leader. *Evil grins spreading on her face* Now with a few more followers I can take on the World! No might be too big, gonna have to start small. Maybe to start off with... hmmm, France. Yes, that's it France! I'll with hold all the snails, frog's legs and wine from their menu to sway people to vote me in favor for their national treasures.
Now if ya don't mind spitting out the eyeball you just ate Cult Leader, my pet chameleon needs its sight restored.
Well I know chameleons and shapeshifters are not new monsters, but what about a shapeshifting chameleon. Something you can train and keep as a pet but very hard to find. |
| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 16 Oct 2003 : 13:21:53
There see I told you. Heh. Not bad huh. |
| William of Waterdeep |
Posted - 16 Oct 2003 : 02:23:14
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Leader
Thats not hard to do. I after all have a superior wit when it comes to goofing off and having people follow my lead? Erm yeah heh.
(Under Cult's Trance)Yeess Cult_Leader...I will worship Lina |
| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 14 Oct 2003 : 13:50:44
Thats not hard to do. I after all have a superior wit when it comes to goofing off and having people follow my lead? Erm yeah heh. |
| Lina |
Posted - 14 Oct 2003 : 12:58:43
Woot. I'm being worshipped. All I need now is a group of worshippers and I'll be a goddess. All right Cult_Leader it is now your duty to convert your fellow companions. |
| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 13 Oct 2003 : 13:03:05
*Snickers, Could have sworn that he couldnt be effected so by magic anymore do to his err.... nature. hehehe* Silly Drows *sighs* ... Just cause you don't get worshipped does not mean that your muchly loved and cared for. *Ponders careing for her with a side of cranbreey sauce .... Oven Baked Drow?* And awww your used the monster class I found. Thats so sweet heh. I always wondered how them things would taste, Cant taste them now but I bet they feel filling. *Plucks the eye out and stuffs it down.* Kind of like a meat ball.... Anyway... If it means that much to you *Sighs and worships the lina. * |
| William of Waterdeep |
Posted - 12 Oct 2003 : 06:27:01
quote:
Originally posted by Lina
Sorry got a bit sidetracked there. Nows a good time to introduce Cult Leader with my pet evil eye *digs into her purse and brings out a red eye waking it from it's slumber* The eye start floating towards Cult Leader and changes him into a small imp with it's glare.
Smirking with glee on Cult's impish face, wielding a tiny trident, he chases William around jabbing him in the arse.
I thought you might like to join in our little gathering Wil. I just couldn't help myself with Leader's idea of the butt stabbing imp!
 Theres not a bruised arse smiley so pretend. You are as much a nut as myself Lina. |
| Lina |
Posted - 12 Oct 2003 : 04:22:29
Sorry got a bit sidetracked there. Nows a good time to introduce Cult Leader with my pet evil eye *digs into her purse and brings out a red eye waking it from it's slumber* The eye start floating towards Cult Leader and changes him into a small imp with it's glare.
Smirking with glee on Cult's impish face, wielding a tiny trident, he chases William around jabbing him in the arse.
I thought you might like to join in our little gathering Wil. I just couldn't help myself with Leader's idea of the butt stabbing imp! |
| William of Waterdeep |
Posted - 11 Oct 2003 : 03:27:53
Hey....get a room you two!!! (LOL,Sorry I couldn't resist.) |
| Lina |
Posted - 10 Oct 2003 : 14:20:54
Happy with all the attention and feeling a little overwhelmed with unwrapping all the pressies, she places a kiss on Cult Leaders cheek to show her appreciation. A bit put off about not being worshipped and remembering her promise not to bite, Lina nails started growing till they were long and pointed, then she clawed his back. |
| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 10 Oct 2003 : 13:53:06
Ummm.... Ok. *buys many things and like turns into one of them guys who pump so much money into other things that they never ... oh wait. He does not eat anyway, Pumps much money into her care and like, wont worship the ground she walks on but does his best to make his pet happy*
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| Lina |
Posted - 10 Oct 2003 : 11:51:59
Cult Leader, whatever gave you the idea of having me as a pet. *Bats her eyelashes at him* Well, I'm ok with this temporary arrangement so long as you know your place. Your first act of adoration would be to worship the ground I walk on and to buy me lots of pressies. In return I promise not to bite. |
| Jander Sunstar |
Posted - 09 Oct 2003 : 16:35:48
Sneaky municipality holes. They are created for some repairment by the municipality but some how they become a part of the pavements. they prey on drunk and extremely clumsy people at nights. There are rumours that they are connected with other planes. But the truth is they caused several casualities in last decades. they are just growing in number and the municipality is looking for a solution.
alg: always neu/evil
special abilities: they look like normal holes in day light.
demage:4d8 |
| Feanor_Karnil |
Posted - 09 Oct 2003 : 15:42:57
I think a Panderan of of WC3 would make a great enemy. And just to be funny, I think the killer rabbit of Monty Python and the Holy Grail would make an amusing and devastating monster. |
| Cult_Leader |
Posted - 09 Oct 2003 : 13:52:34
Nah Im talking about a new beed of them. That and I have never heard of an Ogrillion. Infact I got the idea from WC3's Exp, Frozen Throne. They have a mini game on it that I played. Your main char is a half ogre half orc. |
