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Alaundo
Head Moderator
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 08:52:35
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Well met
Just to inform ye all that I will be venturing beyond the gates of Candlekeep for a week as from the morrow. My fellow moderators will be here to keep things in order of course, but bear in mind that no admin duties will be performed during my absence.
I will respond to any emails upon my return. If ye haven't had a response by the start of February then please contact me again.
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Alaundo
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Dargoth
Great Reader
Australia
4607 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 09:22:14
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Some one book the STRIPPERS!!!!  |
“I am the King of Rome, and above grammar”
Emperor Sigismund
"Its good to be the King!"
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Jorkens
Great Reader
Norway
2950 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 09:26:50
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I am on it, I found a great discount. Now, who's got the beer and bourbon? 
And how about those other settings ? |
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Dargoth
Great Reader
Australia
4607 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 10:45:37
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Originally posted by Jorkens
I am on it, I found a great discount. Now, who's got the beer and bourbon?
And how about those other settings ?
I believe its Sage and Woolys turn to pay! |
“I am the King of Rome, and above grammar”
Emperor Sigismund
"Its good to be the King!"
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
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The Hooded One
Lady Herald of Realmslore
5056 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 15:26:50
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Ah! Reduced to free strippers AGAIN?
All right, all right, I still remember (from about six minutes ago; a gal has to keep in practice  ) how these things all come off . . .
love in all sorts of ways,
THO |
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Enialus Meliamne
Acolyte
Portugal
43 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 15:55:01
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Ah! Reduced to free strippers AGAIN?
All right, all right, I still remember (from about six minutes ago; a gal has to keep in practice ) how these things all come off . . .
love in all sorts of ways,
THO
That cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh THO! I needed that (Today). As for Al, safe journey to you, and may your trek be a fruitful one! |
Unashamed RAS fan.
Unashamed fan of THE Drow Elf Ranger.
Reader of any author in FR who entertains or weaves a good yarn.
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36874 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 17:04:56
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Originally posted by The Sage
Sorry... but I think I left my coin pouch in my other robe!
I can't pay, either... I have a bachelor party to attend next week.  |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36874 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 17:08:59
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Ah! Reduced to free strippers AGAIN?
All right, all right, I still remember (from about six minutes ago; a gal has to keep in practice ) how these things all come off . . .
love in all sorts of ways,
THO
Don't start the show too soon, my Lady. If you do, we'll never get Big Al to leave!
(Of course, I don't think anyone else would leave, either ) |
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Alaundo
Head Moderator
United Kingdom
5696 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 17:20:08
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quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Ah! Reduced to free strippers AGAIN?
All right, all right, I still remember (from about six minutes ago; a gal has to keep in practice ) how these things all come off . . .
love in all sorts of ways,
THO
Don't start the show too soon, my Lady. If you do, we'll never get Big Al to leave!
(Of course, I don't think anyone else would leave, either )
The Furry One is right! Who want's these plane tickets, i'm sticking around here instead!!   |
Alaundo
Candlekeep Forums Head Moderator
Candlekeep - The Library of Forgotten Realms Lore
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An Introduction to Candlekeep - by Ed Greenwood
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Mace Hammerhand
Great Reader
Germany
2296 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 20:27:28
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Well, strippers, and booze... and song, or something like that...
have a nice vacation, Alaundo. |
Mace's not so gentle gamer's journal My rants were harmless compared to this, beware! |
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WalkerNinja
Senior Scribe
USA
577 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 22:00:49
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| Just as long as its THO stripping and not Mace... |
*** A Forgotten Realms Addict since 1990 ***
Treasures of the Past, a Second Edition Play-by-Post game for and by Candlekeep Sages--http://www.rpol.net/game.cgi?gi=52011 |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31799 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 23:24:39
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Ah! Reduced to free strippers AGAIN?
All right, all right, I still remember (from about six minutes ago; a gal has to keep in practice ) how these things all come off . . .
love in all sorts of ways,
THO
My Lady, are you at all familiar with the provocative movements of the Calishite Dancing Girls? I ask, mainly, because I recall that several of them still remain within these halls -- who were former guests of the Furry One during Alaundo's recent holiday...
Perhaps both you and the Dancing Girls could arrange a joint-performance?
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Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
I can't pay, either... I have a bachelor party to attend next week.
::Grumbles::
You had to remind me, didn't you?
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Pasta Fzoul
Seeker
USA
79 Posts |
Posted - 18 Jan 2007 : 23:57:54
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Hmmm... one wonders at the logistical difficulty involved in "tipping" dancing girls under a pseudo-medieval market system in which all money consists of inflexible metal objects...
Safe travels, Alaundo! |
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Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
Great Reader
USA
7106 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 00:01:23
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| I'll strip for free too! |
"Instead of asking why we sleep, it might make sense to ask why we wake. Perchance we live to dream. From that perspective, the sea of troubles we navigate in the workaday world might be the price we pay for admission to another night in the world of dreams."
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Jorkens
Great Reader
Norway
2950 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 07:57:48
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originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
I'll strip for free too!
Just curious, how much will I be paid not to strip in any way or fashion? |
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Dargoth
Great Reader
Australia
4607 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 11:59:54
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Originally posted by Jorkens
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originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
I'll strip for free too!
Just curious, how much will I be paid not to strip in any way or fashion?
We wont pay for you not to strip however if you do we will flamestrike you repeatedly |
“I am the King of Rome, and above grammar”
Emperor Sigismund
"Its good to be the King!"
Mel Brooks |
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Mace Hammerhand
Great Reader
Germany
2296 Posts |
Posted - 19 Jan 2007 : 23:45:08
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Originally posted by Dargoth
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Originally posted by Jorkens
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originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
I'll strip for free too!
Just curious, how much will I be paid not to strip in any way or fashion?
We wont pay for you not to strip however if you do we will flamestrike you repeatedly
I was thinking vats of acid...but flamestrikes will do. |
Mace's not so gentle gamer's journal My rants were harmless compared to this, beware! |
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Wandering_mage
Senior Scribe
688 Posts |
Posted - 20 Jan 2007 : 03:33:44
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It sounds like quite the party.  Oh the lore you get at Candlekeep. |
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Markustay
Realms Explorer extraordinaire
USA
15724 Posts |
Posted - 20 Jan 2007 : 03:45:31
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Originally posted by Jorkens
And how about those other settings ?
Verily, good journey to you, may the wind fill your sails and the...
Eh, forget it... have a nice time, okay?
As far as the voluptuous undulating scantily-clad wenches go -
"What happens at Candlekeep STAYS in Candlekeep." |
"I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me" --- Dudley Field Malone
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scererar
Master of Realmslore
USA
1618 Posts |
Posted - 20 Jan 2007 : 04:59:25
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31799 Posts |
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scererar
Master of Realmslore
USA
1618 Posts |
Posted - 20 Jan 2007 : 05:39:51
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Originally posted by The Sage
Scererar... do you have so little faith in my, Wooly's or Arky's ability to keep things under control while Alaundo is absent?
Nah, I got your back my friend. |
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Jorkens
Great Reader
Norway
2950 Posts |
Posted - 20 Jan 2007 : 07:50:25
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Originally posted by Mace Hammerhand
I was thinking vats of acid...but flamestrikes will do.
Yesss! Finally I can do my grand (nude) ballet of Deep Purple meets Electric Sun. Nice of you and Dargoth to offer to handle the special effects. Just watch the hair and beard. One has to have some pride.
OK, Sage I get the point, I will scurry back to the writing desk. An artist must always suffer and be misunderstood |
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Mace Hammerhand
Great Reader
Germany
2296 Posts |
Posted - 20 Jan 2007 : 09:12:11
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Originally posted by Jorkens
An artist must always suffer and be misunderstood
I usually only suffer  |
Mace's not so gentle gamer's journal My rants were harmless compared to this, beware! |
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Kajehase
Great Reader
Sweden
2104 Posts |
Posted - 20 Jan 2007 : 18:45:53
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Originally posted by Rinonalyrna Fathomlin
I'll strip for free too!
I feel that as Citizen In the Nation With the Highest Equality Between the Sexes* (well, outside the boardrooms at least) I should say something to the effect of: "Cease this objectification of the female form forthwith!"
...However, since it's for free I'll assume that all offers are made by women who are fully free and liberated and proud of their appeareance, so instead I'll just say: "I call a seat in the front row!"
*Not to mention smuggest nation in the world about it |
There is a rumour going around that I have found god. I think is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.
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Lady Kazandra
Senior Scribe
Australia
921 Posts |
Posted - 21 Jan 2007 : 00:53:41
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Originally posted by The Hooded One
Ah! Reduced to free strippers AGAIN?
All right, all right, I still remember (from about six minutes ago; a gal has to keep in practice ) how these things all come off . . .
love in all sorts of ways,
THO
It isn't that difficult, when you've had practice.
Do you want me to help?
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Originally posted by The Sage
My Lady, are you at all familiar with the provocative movements of the Calishite Dancing Girls? I ask, mainly, because I recall that several of them still remain within these halls -- who were former guests of the Furry One during Alaundo's recent holiday...
Perhaps both you and the Dancing Girls could arrange a joint-performance?
Is this really what you do with your time here, Sage?
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"Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'." -- The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett |
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Dargoth
Great Reader
Australia
4607 Posts |
Posted - 21 Jan 2007 : 01:12:46
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Originally posted by Lady Kazandra
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Originally posted by The Sage
My Lady, are you at all familiar with the provocative movements of the Calishite Dancing Girls? I ask, mainly, because I recall that several of them still remain within these halls -- who were former guests of the Furry One during Alaundo's recent holiday...
Perhaps both you and the Dancing Girls could arrange a joint-performance?
Is this really what you do with your time here, Sage?
You dont know the half of it! |
“I am the King of Rome, and above grammar”
Emperor Sigismund
"Its good to be the King!"
Mel Brooks |
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Lady Kazandra
Senior Scribe
Australia
921 Posts |
Posted - 21 Jan 2007 : 01:49:14
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Oh, I don't think I want to know.
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"Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'." -- The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31799 Posts |
Posted - 21 Jan 2007 : 02:14:05
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Originally posted by Lady Kazandra
quote:
Originally posted by The Hooded One
Ah! Reduced to free strippers AGAIN?
All right, all right, I still remember (from about six minutes ago; a gal has to keep in practice ) how these things all come off . . .
love in all sorts of ways,
THO
It isn't that difficult, when you've had practice.
Do you want me to help?
Careful. Anything more and Wooly, Arky and I will have to start charging admission. 
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Is this really what you do with your time here, Sage?
My fellow scribes can vouch for my handling of proper "Sagely" duties here at Candlekeep.
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Edited by - The Sage on 21 Jan 2007 02:15:40 |
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BlackAce
Senior Scribe
United Kingdom
358 Posts |
Posted - 21 Jan 2007 : 03:40:27
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Whoever said talking about pen and paper games over the internet is stupid was a fool.
I'm mean, I stroll in from CBT having indulded in much orbital bombardment mayhem and find free strippers! Hot ones too.
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