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kahonen
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07 Jan 2003 :  17:45:03  Show Profile  Visit kahonen's Homepage Send kahonen a Private Message  Reply with Quote  Delete Topic
Many moons ago I found a list of "novel" spells for D&D which, at the time seemed incredibly funny. I then lost it.

The good news I've found it again, it's much bigger than it was and it's just as funny

Have a look at the link below and you'll see what I mean.

http://home.mira.net/~tosh/index2.htm
(you'll need to click on the "Humour" link followed by "AD&D Spells that TSR forgot")

Some examples of note:

Acid Trip
Protection from Normal Oxygen
Polymorph Mother
Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
ZX-Spectral Force
Edited by - kahonen on 07 Jan 2003 18:09:04

Bellua Aeneus Lacerta
Senior Scribe

USA
428 Posts
Posted - 07 Jan 2003 :  22:56:08  Show Profile  Visit Bellua Aeneus Lacerta's Homepage Send Bellua Aeneus Lacerta a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I like "Power Word;Wedgie" myself.
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Hymn
Senior Scribe

Sweden
514 Posts
Posted - 08 Jan 2003 :  11:04:34  Show Profile Send Hymn a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I think this uesfull spell will get very dangerous should it get in the hands of the wrong mage:

Transmute Rock to Stone

I just came up with another one:

Transmute Stone to Marble. Very usefull if you gett tired of your statue. I can see profit in this. *Rubbs his hands with an evil grin*
Sauro moki kara ochiro - Even monkeys falls from trees.

The path that leads to truth is littered with the bodies of the ignorant - Miyamoto Musashi
Edited by - Hymn on 08 Jan 2003 11:07:56
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Echon
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Denmark
422 Posts
Posted - 08 Jan 2003 :  12:51:27  Show Profile  Visit Echon's Homepage Send Echon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There are some really hilarious ones inbetween but most of them are a little...uhm...sought - I do not know if this expression makes any sense when translated into English.

-Echon
"If others had not been foolish, we should be so."

-William Blake
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Kitira Gildragon
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USA
191 Posts
Posted - 08 Jan 2003 :  13:06:28  Show Profile  Visit Kitira Gildragon's Homepage Send Kitira Gildragon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'm liking the Tax Avoidance, Tensers Slipped Disk, and Call Reality VIII. thanks for posting this site kahonen. =)
-Space for rent-
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