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The Whackmiester
Acolyte
Canada
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 Posted - 18 Sep 2004 : 18:46:42
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... and these forums will never be the same again! The DMs on the NWN siflige server are talking about banning me for flying off the handle and wishing cancer on everyone. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Whackmiester, you shouldn't be here either if you're going to be like that." well look, they bullied me until I just lost it. If the people on these forums aren't bullies like the people on the Siflige forums, I should be right at home here.
Anyway, going away from the psychological torment inflicted by bullies, randomers, and spam-pkers, let's talk DnD, more specifically tabletop. This stuff is completley new to me and for some reason DnD Books are very scarce in my area (Trade Prob'ems, what're ya gonna do?) But I might get the hang of it. I've got a tabletop thing going on at the Skullport Forums... but my DM keeps making very rare appearances.
Moving away from the DnD Tabletop issues, I am no going to ask the Moderators to bend over and produce their bottoms for the butt-kissing procedure. Candlekeep.com has, without a doubt, the best fonts I have ever seen and possibly the largest selection of DnD documents. I guess that's why you named the site Candlekeep, eh?
Okay, I'm not expecting to just fit right in without paying some sort of initiation fee, but all I've got are stuff I've looted from the NWVAULT and some other stuff.
-------Stuff taken from last armed robbery of the NWVAULT-------
NG's Soul Summoner System: Have yourself a REAL legion of Dead!
Alhambrie - Tileset 11 v1.10: This is, without a doubt, the BEST forest tileset ever to grace the NWvault. If you don't download this, I ain't got no respect for ya. (j/k)
Full Forest Hak (with Hills) Updated: I *might* try this in one of my next "Cooking with Durin" comic slide-show things.
Ship interior: Tired of having to use "City Interior" as a substitute for "ship interiors?" Well no more!
Reincarnation of Lilarcor: He's back from BG2 and ready to kick some tail in NWN!!
Black Sun Orcs: -insert diety here- bless K'Sarul for finally giving us some leafy-green Orcs!
Explosion script suitable for OnDamaged event or other: Perfect for the Builder who wants to add the fat Azer Guy who's had countless chilly dogs.
pass out poison gas in sewer: Can you say "Chemical Warfare" boys and girls? :D
Powder Kegs v2.0: Badda-bing, badda-bang, badda-BOOM!!!
Explosive: Everytime someone downloads this, a gnome gets a new tool, and something is built by their hands. Please, think of the gnomes.
Dwarven Halls: At long, long last, we have Dwarven Halls! If you do not download this, immediatley call your doctor and arrange for a catscan as soon as physically possible! (J/K)
Urthen's Siege Scripts v1.1 (update): You'll need the CEP for this.
Need a place to rally your army of Undead or members of the NDP? (Canadian political humour: the NDP is sometimes completley forgotten)
Planescape Baator 1.0: Oh go to hell... no, literally!
Phalzyr's Torture, Taxidermy, and High Tea Addon 1.4: This Hak contains some Adult Content, but that did NOT stop me from using it in "Cooking with Durin"
Dragon Eggs & Hatchlings: More really cute Wyrmlings. Sure, they're already included in the SoU expansion Pack, but these ones are cute too.
'Fluffy Purple Dragon:' If Wyrmlings get any cuter, my head is going to explode!
Horror Placeables: These things are definatley gonna be used in Cooking with Durin 3... count on it!
----------Works of Art made by The Whackmiester Himself------------
Brunus Hakel: Behold the mighty Booze Master!
The Deep Halfling Pack! Someone has finally filled the gap!
Underdark Blues Part 1 -- Brain Damage
Underdark Blues part 2 -- Farewell to Sanity
I would add Part 3, but that might cripple your PC.
Cooking with Durin 1: Warning! Contains scenes of Nudity and Torture, viewer discretion is advised.
Cooking with Durin 2: No nudity, just some slaughter.
Paladin RP for Dummies: a document to help with lousy Paladin RP.
The Booze Master Character Build: This took many months of my life that I'll never get back.
DnD Swearing/General Speech: Okay, so I didn't get the info on my own, I only published it.
---Other Treasures from the Farthest Reaches of the Internet---
Dwarf Lover the Comic
The Skullkid
[url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=29607]Balthor's Funhouse. [/url]
Well, that's what I've got for you, for the most part anyway.
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The Whackmiester!
Candlekeep's only scribe that doesn't wear pants! |
Edited by - The Whackmiester on 18 Sep 2004 19:23:48
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
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Posted - 18 Sep 2004 : 20:24:05
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Welcome to Candlekeep! 
Feel free to ask any questions you may have... A lot of us have been Realms fans for years, and we know a thing or three about the setting. Plus, we've got some of the authors and creators here! 
As for the rest of us, we are friendly, mostly harmless, and occasionally strange... Enjoy your stay! 
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Alaundo
Head Moderator
United Kingdom
5695 Posts |
Posted - 19 Sep 2004 : 12:06:44
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Well met, Whackmiester
Welcome to Candlekeep. Indeed there are many knowledgable scribes here in, who will be more than happy to help ye with thy Realmslore studies.
If ye require any assistance then please holler (just not too loud, this is a library after all )
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Candlekeep Forums Head Moderator
Candlekeep - The Library of Forgotten Realms Lore
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An Introduction to Candlekeep - by Ed Greenwood
The Candlekeep Compendium - Tomes of Realmslore penned by Scribes of Candlekeep
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Hamlet
Acolyte
Bulgaria
30 Posts |
Posted - 19 Sep 2004 : 12:20:26
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* voice of the Boatman at drow rebells city, NWN ExpII * Welcome.
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Talwyn
Learned Scribe
Australia
222 Posts |
Posted - 19 Sep 2004 : 15:24:29
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Hmm I really have to wonder: did you really carefully consider the wording of your title of your introductory post? 
Double entendre perhaps? 
Just a thought, that's all.
Anyway, have fun here Meister.
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on.
Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun.
EAT LEADEN DEATH DEMON!
Terry Pratchett
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