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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 22 Aug 2004 :  07:14:32  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote  Delete Topic
So I was just now browsing one of me fave websites, www.godchecker.com

The site it a nice look at various mythologies from around the world, but all are present very much tongue-in-cheek.

I was looking at the new Celtic section, and saw a listing for "Ogma":

Also known as OGMIOUS


OGMA: God of Eloquence.

His name seems to be short for Ogmious, who invented a sort of Celtic shorthand, rather like runes, that no-one can read. So no-one knows quite what he is trying to say. Probably blarney.

His ears are chained to his tongue, which seems rather masochistic, but we are told it is to signify in some bizarre way that he is the God of Eloquence. Or maybe he is just tongue-tied. Or likes talking to himself.

He could now also be the God of Blogs and Mobile Phones.



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Posted - 22 Aug 2004 :  07:50:28  Show Profile  Visit Bookwyrm's Homepage Send Bookwyrm a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Known as Oghma to the Celts of the British Isles, or Ogma on the continent, he was considered the god of scholars, the learned, and eloquence. And the writing system he was supposed to hand down actually is readable. There's even an alphabetical translation of the script.

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quote:
Originally posted by Bookwyrm

Known as Oghma to the Celts of the British Isles, or Ogma on the continent, he was considered the god of scholars, the learned, and eloquence. And the writing system he was supposed to hand down actually is readable. There's even an alphabetical translation of the script.



Yeah, but that's not as much fun to read as the version I posted.

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Posted - 22 Aug 2004 :  11:45:28  Show Profile  Visit MuadDib's Homepage Send MuadDib a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I especially like the last part, God of blogs and Mobile phones! Hail Oghma!

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quote:
Originally posted by Bookwyrm

Known as Oghma to the Celts of the British Isles, or Ogma on the continent, he was considered the god of scholars, the learned, and eloquence. And the writing system he was supposed to hand down actually is readable. There's even an alphabetical translation of the script.

Ogmios (the Celtic interpretation) invented the runic language of the Druids. He is also said to have escorted souls on their journey to the after-live. He is usually (although some of the more traditional texts dispute this fact) represented as an old man, with a bald head, and dressed in a lion skin (or stag skin in some works). His attributes are the bow and stick (staff in later images). He was also worshipped for a time, in Gaul (Celtic France).

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Posted - 22 Aug 2004 :  16:28:44  Show Profile  Visit SiriusBlack's Homepage Send SiriusBlack a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MuadDib

I especially like the last part, God of blogs and Mobile phones! Hail Oghma!



Yes, all those who use text messaging, bow down in worship.
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Darth KTrava
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quote:
Originally posted by SiriusBlack

quote:
Originally posted by MuadDib

I especially like the last part, God of blogs and Mobile phones! Hail Oghma!



Yes, all those who use text messaging, bow down in worship.





Maybe it's a good thing I don't use text messaging.... at least not on a cellphone... just IM...


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