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Dargoth
Great Reader
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Jlindgren
Acolyte
Venezuela
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 Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 02:21:00
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What scares me is that if she tought that Wal-mart was a place that sells "walls" maybe she thinks that Dungeons&Dragons is a bondage and SM place.
well i guess i'll keep dreaming about that Fr movie written by Ed Greenwood!!  |
It Had Three Holes And I Really Wanted One... |
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
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Arivia
Great Reader
Canada
2965 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 02:27:48
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Dargoth
Great Reader
Australia
4607 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 02:51:54
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Originally posted by Jlindgren
What scares me is that if she tought that Wal-mart was a place that sells "walls" maybe she thinks that Dungeons&Dragons is a bondage and SM place.
well i guess i'll keep dreaming about that Fr movie written by Ed Greenwood!!
lol
I almost said something similar myself but I thought Alaundo might object
Perhaps the D&D movies is a Film version of Kamerons Maiden of Pain novel staring Paris Hilton as the Cleric of Loviator  |
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
5517 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 03:56:39
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Originally posted by Dargoth
Perhaps the D&D movies is a Film version of Kamerons Maiden of Pain novel staring Paris Hilton as the Cleric of Loviator
That's one.  I was wondering how many jokes reporting this news might bring.  |
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Sarta
Senior Scribe
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 06:27:40
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Fortunately, this bomb will be going straight to dvd it looks like, rather than garnering a lot of public attention. From this point on, I'm pretending that it isn't happening.
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36804 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 06:58:17
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You know what occurred to me as a fun idea? Simple Life 3: The Forgotten Realms
Sure, they'd need a Chosen of Mystra and 8 squads of Purple Dragons to keep them alive, but it'd be fun to watch.  |
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MuadDib
Senior Scribe
South Africa
442 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 08:43:52
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| as long as it doesn't have a wayans brother, i will likely go see it. I'm that sad |
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kahonen
Senior Scribe
United Kingdom
358 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 12:26:43
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I can't see the problem with this. Having seen her last video, I have to say that while the story left a bit to be desired, the acting wasn't too bad.  |
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Sarelle
Senior Scribe
United Kingdom
508 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 13:01:06
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The D&D movie. It makes me shiver, still, when I recall the end of the battle scene (when Jeremy Iron 'beat' each of the characters - in turn! - until they, for no apparant reason, decided to crouch down and watch him), or anything that came out of the dwarf or 'Snail's' mouth, or the 'love' scenes between Superman's Jimmy and the wizard woman, or the baffling and super-treacley ending.
It lacked action, story, acting, world-building, humour, attractiveness, charm, maturity and sense. And was thus made all the worse by being part of the D&D brand.
And they plan to make a SEQUEL!!!??? (with PARIS HILTON!!!???) *Runs around room clutching head and babbling about WotC conspiracies against gamers.* |
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Mystery_Man
Senior Scribe
USA
455 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 13:13:01
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| I had this tiny glimmer of a sliver of a shard of a speck of hope that this movie just might be a smidge better than the first one. No I don't have to wonder anymore. |
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
5517 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 13:17:41
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Originally posted by kahonen
I can't see the problem with this. Having seen her last video, I have to say that while the story left a bit to be desired, the acting wasn't too bad.
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DDH_101
Master of Realmslore
Canada
1272 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 19:36:11
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The most important question of all is, what kinda character do you think Paris Hilton will play?
I myself cannot picture her being ANYTHING except for a harlot working at some cheap brothel. Lol.
This is the dialogue of Paris Hilton as a warrior:
P - Paris Hilton
D- Dwarf
P: Oh my god! This armour is SOOOOOO sweaty and heavy! And look at this thing, it's not even Gucci!
D: Hey shut your hole, wench! We still have to travel another 20 miles before we reach the dungeon.
P: TWENTY MILES??!!! That's it, I'm not going any further. I demand a carriage to take me the rest of the trip AND I want a prettier and shinier sword coz this one chipped my nails!
D: Damn blondie... if she wasn't so dumb and easy I wouldn't drag her along.
P: Hey dwarfie, I'm feeling rather hot and sweaty. I am going to take a bath. You wanna join me? |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
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RogueAssassin
Learned Scribe
USA
207 Posts |
Posted - 24 Jun 2004 : 21:16:38
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Paris Hilton BattleMaiden of Tempus, 20th level barbarian, all fall before her incredible wrath...and her dog wears cloths...i mean seriously.
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"Spirit. Its a Heros strength, a mothers resiliance, and the poor mans armor. It cannot be broken and it cannot be taken away. This i must belive"---Drizzt Do'Urden |
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Arion Elenim
Senior Scribe
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Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 00:50:08
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Sigh.
What is the deal? Does WOTC think that D&D needs its already vast and undeserved reputation for being a game for the socially ignorant to increase? Putting Paris Hilton in ANYTHING is just going to make it more of a joke than anything else...
God forbid they hire an actress...though after the first film I can understand why there's a shortage of willing performers... |
My latest Realms-based short story, about a bard, a paladin of Lathander and the letter of the law, Debts Repaid. It takes place before the "shattering" and gives the bard Arion a last gasp before he plunges into the present.http://candlekeep.com/campaign/logs/log-debts.htm |
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Arion Elenim
Senior Scribe
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Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 00:51:28
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| BTW...anyone else notice that the article was "contributed" anonymously? Perhaps its a hoax (one can only hope)... |
My latest Realms-based short story, about a bard, a paladin of Lathander and the letter of the law, Debts Repaid. It takes place before the "shattering" and gives the bard Arion a last gasp before he plunges into the present.http://candlekeep.com/campaign/logs/log-debts.htm |
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RogueAssassin
Learned Scribe
USA
207 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 01:42:07
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Yes, it probably is a hoax. Or at least lets hope that. If not then ill probably have to send out the Nightmasks or someone to take care of the blunder. Seriously, whoever OKed the first dnd movie needs a swift kick in the pipes if you know what i mean.
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"Spirit. Its a Heros strength, a mothers resiliance, and the poor mans armor. It cannot be broken and it cannot be taken away. This i must belive"---Drizzt Do'Urden |
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
5517 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 02:20:03
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Originally posted by Arion Elenim
BTW...anyone else notice that the article was "contributed" anonymously? Perhaps its a hoax (one can only hope)...
Didn't it come from a radio station? That media has always been reliable hasn't it? |
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
5517 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 02:21:44
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I could easily see her as a cleric of Sune Fairehair or Sharess...
Maybe she can play Catti Brie if they ever make the Drizzt movie. |
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Thelonius
Senior Scribe
Spain
730 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 08:17:41
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For Chauntea end Rillifane's sake!!! Please not again!!!!!! I had enough with the first one!!
I expect they include Recommended age 4 to 6. |
"If you are to truly understand, then you will need the contrast, not adherence to a single ideal." - Kreia
"I THINK I JUST HAD ANOTHER NEAR-RINCEWIND EXPERIENCE"- Discworld's Death frustrated after Rincewind scapes his grasp... again.
"I am death, come for thee" - Nimbul, from Baldur's Gate I just before being badly spanked
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Lady Kazandra
Senior Scribe
Australia
921 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 10:52:22
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I knew I shouldn't have opened this scroll... But, as is always the case, curiosity got the best of me...
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Thelonius
Senior Scribe
Spain
730 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 11:01:45
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Originally posted by Lady Kazandra
I knew I shouldn't have opened this scroll... But, as is always the case, curiosity got the best of me...
What do you mean?  |
"If you are to truly understand, then you will need the contrast, not adherence to a single ideal." - Kreia
"I THINK I JUST HAD ANOTHER NEAR-RINCEWIND EXPERIENCE"- Discworld's Death frustrated after Rincewind scapes his grasp... again.
"I am death, come for thee" - Nimbul, from Baldur's Gate I just before being badly spanked
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kahonen
Senior Scribe
United Kingdom
358 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 13:18:01
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Originally posted by DDH_101
The most important question of all is, what kinda character do you think Paris Hilton will play?
One answer springs to mind but, trust me, you don't want to know |
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
5517 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 15:16:13
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Originally posted by kahonen
One answer springs to mind but, trust me, you don't want to know
Tymora better bless me. Please, fire away. What answer is in your mind? |
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Chyron
Learned Scribe
Hong Kong
279 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 16:47:46
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| Wow, this is the worst news I have heard since 3.5 became official. |
Just My Thoughts
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Lysander
Learned Scribe
USA
183 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 17:29:55
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Originally posted by SiriusBlack
Maybe she can play Catti Brie if they ever make the Drizzt movie.
I was thinking that... but Catti Brie wouldn't care if she broke a nail, and somehow I don't think she can keep her earlier posi.. er, roles from influencing how she'd try to play this.
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Chyron
Learned Scribe
Hong Kong
279 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 17:39:16
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Well, if they were to do a FR movie I would hope for something closer to LOTR than say Beach Blanket Bingo, so I could not really see her in any "serious" chracter role, but again when talking about a 'sequel' to the D&D travesty that some refer to as a movie well...I guess a sequel to rubbish would be more rubbish. |
Just My Thoughts
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
5517 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 17:41:20
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Originally posted by Lysander
I was thinking that... but Catti Brie wouldn't care if she broke a nail, and somehow I don't think she can keep her earlier posi.. er, roles from influencing how she'd try to play this.
Lysander
Yeah, but it would take the sexual tension between Catti and Drizzt to a whole new level. |
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SiriusBlack
Great Reader
USA
5517 Posts |
Posted - 25 Jun 2004 : 17:42:36
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Originally posted by Chyron
Wow, this is the worst news I have heard since 3.5 became official.
Well, nothing is confirmed....so far. |
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