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Thrasymachus
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Posted - 02 Mar 2013 :  21:44:20  Show Profile Send Thrasymachus a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pavel & Will banter from the Rogue Dragons trilogy by Richard Lee Byers


Former Forgotten Realms brand manager Jim Butler: "Everything that bears the Forgotten Realms logo is considered canon".
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skychrome
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Posted - 03 Mar 2013 :  22:41:12  Show Profile  Visit skychrome's Homepage Send skychrome a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I had some really good laughs with City of Ravens and also a few with Prince of Ravens.

"You make an intriguing offer, one that is very tempting. It would seem that I have little alternative than to answer thusly: DISINTEGRATE!" Vaarsuvius, Order of the Stick 625
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Yoss
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Posted - 10 Mar 2013 :  07:14:01  Show Profile Send Yoss a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I laughed at Magadon's joke, where he told Jak to forgive Riven for dissing the potato soup, being the spawn of ice and molasses/he grew up to be cold and thick. For some reason, Khelben eating lentil stew cracked me up, maybe for Danilo's reaction. I do not know why. I'm sure I chuckled at more than just a couple select Entreri/Jarlaxle exchanges (three or four come to mind immediately). But I wouldn't classify and of those books in their entirety as funny.
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TBeholder
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Posted - 05 Feb 2014 :  16:03:41  Show Profile Send TBeholder a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zenmichael

For me it's really only been the clever wordplay in the Finder's Stone trilogy ("the only difference between the contents of the pockets of wizards and small boys is that small boys tended to have more gum in theirs" or something like that)
"If you must know," a disconnected whisper confided, "we dressed in blackface and wrote filthy slogans on the side of the citadel. Horrible, horrible things about Princess Tanalasta and a centaur."
  A strong political statement, Alias thought sarcastically.

  "My Cormytes. My People. As your king, as King Azoun, and as King Azoun IV, I must say that the need to raise your taxes is a result of the direct depravations of ..." The voice dropped to a whisper. "Vangy, who is being depraved this time?"


quote:
Originally posted by Dennis

Pharaun's sense of humor is one of the things (if not the only thing) that made a lot of people love him, even those who hated the series itself.
Pharaun, early Liriel, Jarlaxle poking around in the quest for new lulz... we like our drow Chaotic Neutral, no? Crazy antics are pretty much guaranteed, too.


People never wonder How the world goes round -Helloween
And even I make no pretense Of having more than common sense -R.W.Wood
It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo. -Ed Whitchurch
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charger_ss24
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Posted - 07 Feb 2014 :  01:55:33  Show Profile Send charger_ss24 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I haven't read a funny Forgotten Realms book, but there are numerous lines that are humorous. One that stands out to me is in The Last Threshold when Kimmuriel yells at Jarlaxle "Act now you peacock!" when breaking into Lord Draygo Quick's fortress to rescue Drizzt.
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Thauranil
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India
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Posted - 07 Feb 2014 :  10:41:36  Show Profile Send Thauranil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Trial of Cyric the Mad was also a pretty funny novel.
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Mirtek
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Posted - 07 Feb 2014 :  22:43:43  Show Profile Send Mirtek a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Jack Ravenwild at least makes me smile a lot and the hardest I laughed was when in Godborn someone (I think it was Riven) said that "Mask is a good planer"

Edited by - Mirtek on 07 Feb 2014 22:44:05
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Gyor
Master of Realmslore

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Posted - 09 Feb 2014 :  04:32:42  Show Profile Send Gyor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Anton and Umara in the Reaver at times was pretty funny.
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Gyor
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Posted - 09 Feb 2014 :  04:35:24  Show Profile Send Gyor a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A romantic comedy with ghouls? The Ghoul Diaries ;p

I'll add realms of the dead to my to read list, that sounds interesting.
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