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Mournblade
Master of Realmslore
USA
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 Posted - 04 Mar 2012 : 00:24:13
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Originally posted by Jakk
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Originally posted by Markustay
I'm too well grounded to participate in such nonsense.
Apparently not... you've been caught in the current just like the rest of us.
Fantastic!
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
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Markustay
Realms Explorer extraordinaire
USA
15724 Posts |
Posted - 05 Mar 2012 : 06:15:48
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The Realms are a Strong Force, and our willpower nought but a Weak force.
Its the fundamental forces of our eclectic personalities that tend to have us gravitate toward Science. |
"I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me" --- Dudley Field Malone
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Fellfire
Master of Realmslore
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Posted - 05 Mar 2012 : 14:49:24
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| I cannot believe how much debate this has sparked off. |
Misanthorpe
Love is a lie. Only hate endures. Light is blinding. Only in darkness do we see clearly.
"Oh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but.. blinding. The shadows betray you because they belong to me." - Bane The Dark Knight Rises
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36803 Posts |
Posted - 05 Mar 2012 : 18:19:35
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Originally posted by Fellfire
I cannot believe how much debate this has sparked off.
I'm shocked, myself. |
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Bladewind
Master of Realmslore
Netherlands
1280 Posts |
Posted - 05 Mar 2012 : 19:50:29
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Eh? What's all this buzz about over here?
Oh, I am positive about the existence of electric scientists in the Realms, and I would agree with Eladrinstar that they aught to placate Talos a lot. Most would be evokers that barely can suppress their pent up energies. So much so that they can be recognized by their static induced risen hair, and sometimes displays of random discharges of jolts when in contact with someone or something grounded. |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31772 Posts |
Posted - 06 Mar 2012 : 01:03:45
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| There is a certain level of resistance to the current flowing discussion about scientists of the FORGOTTEN REALMS. It's almost like we're a closed circuit to the possibility of furthering the actual topic of the scroll. |
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Alystra Illianniis
Great Reader
USA
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Ayrik
Great Reader
Canada
7989 Posts |
Posted - 06 Mar 2012 : 04:39:12
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| Well, Sage, you're the conductor here. If you feel our endlessly powered puns are impeding the topic, then simply charge in and we'll alternate the flow. Things do seem a little static, no need to be all coiled up about it. |
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Wolfhound75
Learned Scribe
USA
217 Posts |
Posted - 06 Mar 2012 : 17:05:39
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Our mutual capacitance for such discussions has sparked my inductance to this conversation from where I sat in isolation within the joule-covered halls of Farad while experiencing reflection on the various Watts of the known multiverse and engaging in amplitude modulation of my mantra of Ohm with an exceptionally high-frequency resulting in a generalized hum.
The alternating current of this discussion arcing between transmitters and receivers have created a field of distortion that has caused insulation stress to the velocity of propagation of my thoughts. The dielectric breakdown experienced caused the current carrying capacity of my brain to suffer multiple Hertz because the disruption felt like many Bels were ringing out in my head. Additionally, the dielectric heating resulting in insulation stress caused megahertz to the continued conductivity of my current circuit of reasoning.
The direct current of my response should therefore allow resistance to any further leakage, interference, or inductive crosstalk and keep it from affecting the ionization of thought at the speed of light which allows my floating above the ground.
I therefore thank you for the chance to engage in such voltaic rating with a periodicity described as sinusoidal or intermediate frequency and which allows me to discharge my thoughts before they become static and begin to occur with low frequency.
I am now going to go enjoy a corona.
Good Hunting!
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
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Wolfhound75
Learned Scribe
USA
217 Posts |
Posted - 06 Mar 2012 : 18:39:09
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You will undoubtedly find this difficult to believe after my previous discourse centered around electrical trancendentialism but in reality...
... I'm just a really  helicopter pilot.
Good Hunting! |
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Ayrik
Great Reader
Canada
7989 Posts |
Posted - 06 Mar 2012 : 19:29:02
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Triboelectric Wooly Furball
I'm guessing we now know who the engineering type is!
He has his moments. |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36803 Posts |
Posted - 06 Mar 2012 : 19:47:42
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Originally posted by Ayrik
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Triboelectric Wooly Furball
I'm guessing we now know who the engineering type is!
He has his moments.
Triboelectric Wooly Furball? That's a new one! |
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Wolfhound75
Learned Scribe
USA
217 Posts |
Posted - 08 Mar 2012 : 14:27:02
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@Ayrik
Hey! You forget!
Even blind squirrels stumble over a nut once in a while!
Good Hunting! |
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Scientists of the Forgotten Realms (joke)
