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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
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 Posted - 10 Nov 2003 : 14:06:49
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Disco Dragon
by Bill Twombly & Pat Coppock
Please note that stats are in AD&D 2nd Edition.
As you are traveling along you see a bright light in the sky coming towards you, it seems to move slowly and casually. As it nears you start to become blinded by the brightness of the light twinkling off of the somewhat smallish dragon coming towards you. He lands and you must avert your eyes to avoid blindness, as he transforms into human-like form you notice the brightness fades, but not completely, his eyes seem to be silver-faceted and they shine brightly in the sunlight. As you look upon this strange creature you notice he is "dressed" quite uniquely. He has on a pristine white "suit" with baggy pants, wide lapels and a black shirt open down the front. He has many gold chains around his neck and large poofy hair styled straight back (envision John Travolta). He talks with a strange "accent", as if he is drunk. He offers you a strange meal comprised mostly of mushrooms. All of a sudden you hear wierd music starting to eminate from the "man" and he starts dancing around (insert "Staying Alive" theme here). Make a saving throw vs. Spell or dance around and eat "shrooms" w/the dragon. After 10 rounds the "free love" starts and everyone has a great time. Then as quickly as it started, it ends and the dragon is gone to spread happiness elsewhere.
You have just encountered the Disco Dragon.
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Climate/Terrain: Just about any large city
Frequency: Although there is only one, a little too frequently
Organization: Party crowd
Active time: Any
Diet: Shrooms man, lots of shrooms
Intelligence: Surprisingly smart
Treasure: Lots of bright sparkly gems (up to DM)
Alignment: Totally neutral dude
No. Appearing: Just one fine thang
Armor Class: -6 (base)
Movement: He's got all the right moves cat
Hit Dice: 14 (base)
THACO: 7 (base)
No. Of Attacks: 2 + special
Damage/Attack: Human form (1d2 bitch slap), Dragon form (see below)
Special Attacks: Disco fever baby
Special Defense: Euphoria
Magic Resistance: 50% (base)
Size: Wouldn't you like to know
Morale: I'm not leaving this joint till the party's over
Description: The disco dragon is a strange and spectacular sight to behold, in dragon form the belly is a metallic red, it's back and wings are a god-awful olive green, cornflower blue, and chartreuse yellow in a plaid configuration. Its eyes are the strangest of all being to rotating disco balls (all must save vs/paralyzation or be lulled into constant senseless rambling). In human form, it appears as John Travolta at the height of his disco days, this includes the silver shirt, excessively tight bell-bottom god-awful plaid pants, and ridiculously bright shiny red shoes.
Combat: The disco dragon has two attacks in his human form, his first and foremost favorite is the almighty bitch slap (preferably done to rich uppity women), women must save vs/petrification or stand there looking like an idiot for 20 minutes, men take 1d2 points of damage and go instantly into a berserker rage, punching everyone except the dragon in a 10' radius like a drunken hillbilly.
His second attack is the most humiliating and disgusting thing anyone could possible endure, he begins by singing Shadow-Dancing by the Bee Gees (even the instruments are heard), his head starts rocking back and forth, his right arm starts pumping up and down in the opposite direction as the head, hips start gyrating in all different directions, and his feet start-a-groovin. Anyone who sees or hears this fiasco must save vs/spell at -7 or start dancing with him, with the same effects as Ottiluke's Dance.
Breath Weapon: The disco dragon's most painful attack is it's most disgusting of them all, anyone caught within the 50'x50'x50' cloud of the most foul smelling breath must save vs/breath weapon or have an agonizing case of cotton mouth, you essentially become a living cotton-gin, it comes out so fast that your tongue and the roof of your mouth bleed instantly and very painfully.
Habitat/Society: The disco dragon is almost always found in cities with massive over-population problems or in cities where there are a lot of drugs.
Ecology: The disco dragon's favorite food is shrooms, but it will eat opium, marijuana, and any number of mind altering natural drugs.
Experience: 1,000 to 10,000 (GM's choice)
"Disco Dragon" has been published here with permission from the author(s) and may not be reproduced without permission. This is a fan submission and its contents are completely unofficial. Some characters, places, likenesses and other names may be copyright ©Wizards of the Coast.
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"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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The Cardinal
Senior Scribe
Canada
647 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2003 : 16:47:23
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AAAAHHHHH!!! HORRORS OF HORRORS!
Never, I would think, has there been a dragon who could instil such terror.... |
It has to be Certain, the Gods Hate Me. For whatever irrevokable Fate, I have been made the walking Joke. Either that, or Beshaba is overlyfond Of Me.
-Unknown |
Edited by - The Cardinal on 10 Nov 2003 16:48:50 |
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Dracandos the Spellsage
Senior Scribe
466 Posts |
Posted - 11 Nov 2003 : 03:51:40
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| Well Cult_Leader, lol it started out cool, the desc. of the thing, but once u started desc. what exactly it was...idk it just went downhill...u did a good job on desc it, dont get me wrong, but its just not my cup of tea |
Death strips away the masks men don to hide their true nature - The Slayer's Guide to Undead
The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown from their passage - So Sayeth the Wise Alaundo
Whenever magic one doth weave, 'tis never ever wise to deceive - Elminster
Strength and power come from knowing and controlling what others do not, but never reveal all that you know - Vecna
I have been known to cast a blue mage spell now and again - Dracandos the Spellsage |
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Dracandos the Spellsage
Senior Scribe
466 Posts |
Posted - 11 Nov 2003 : 12:02:27
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| My name is Dracandos |
Death strips away the masks men don to hide their true nature - The Slayer's Guide to Undead
The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown from their passage - So Sayeth the Wise Alaundo
Whenever magic one doth weave, 'tis never ever wise to deceive - Elminster
Strength and power come from knowing and controlling what others do not, but never reveal all that you know - Vecna
I have been known to cast a blue mage spell now and again - Dracandos the Spellsage |
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 12 Nov 2003 : 14:06:46
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TRANSVESTITE TROLL
CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Far away from other trolls, bars
FREQUENCY: Very Rare
ORGANISATION: Solitary
ACTIVITY CYCLE: Night
DIET: Herbivore
INTELLIGENCE: High (11)
TREASURE: Q
ALIGNMENT: Neutral Good
NO. APPEARING: 1
ARMOUR CLASS: 4
MOVEMENT: 12
HIT DICE: 6+6
THAC0: 13
NO. OF ATTACKS: 3
DAMAGE/ATTACK: By weapon, +8
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Shock
SPECIAL DEFENCES: Regeneration
SIZE: L
MORALE: 11
XP VALUE: 2000
Some trolls just don't feel at home in normal troll society. These trolls are more intelligent then most trolls and feel that there must be more to life then waiting for adventurers to turn up loaded with greek fire, torches and Melfs Acid Arrows. These exceptional individuals leave their trollhole and go out into the world trying to find some meaning to life. As a way of marking themselves as different from regular trolls, transvestite trolls have taken to wearing bright, floral mu-mu's. Note that a transvestite troll can be either male or female (how do you tell the difference?), it's the dress that matters, not the gender. Most transvestite trolls can speak common as well as trollspeak.
COMBAT: Transvestite trolls are pacifists. Extreme, pointless violence is a notable feature of the traditional troll society which the transvestite trolls are rebelling against. However, hostile adventurers first encountering a transvestite troll will be subject to its shock attack. This attack is a result of seeing a troll wearing a bright yellow and orange floral dress. The transvestite troll gains automatic surprise and each character must make a save vs paralyzation or be struck dumb and unable to move or speak for 1d4+4 rounds. The troll will try and use this time to escape. If forced into combat, the troll will fight like a regular troll, but will try to subdue the characters rather then kill them. Most transvestite trolls carry a broardsword which they prefer to use instead of their fists (bare handed attacks are very troll-like).
HABITAT/SOCIETY: Most transvestite trolls are solitary by necessity rather then nature. When they encounter others of their kind, they tend to band together and form "troll-rights" groups. These groups never seem to achieve much, something about it being hard for people to listen to a troll wearing a dress. Still it is rumoured that one such group of about 12 members is planning to hold a troll-rights march in Waterdeep. Should prove to be interesting. |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Trafaldi
Learned Scribe
264 Posts |
Posted - 12 Nov 2003 : 14:27:34
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| That one is good, I like the being struck dumb, because its kind of true. |
Some believe there is something more after death, if you really want to find out... go kill yourself and stop pestering me. |
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Dracandos the Spellsage
Senior Scribe
466 Posts |
Posted - 12 Nov 2003 : 22:12:12
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I realise that Dracondus, indeed the last post I made was in response to your last post commenting on Cult_Leader's post of the disco dragon.
But that still doesnt change the fact that u misspelled my name |
Death strips away the masks men don to hide their true nature - The Slayer's Guide to Undead
The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown from their passage - So Sayeth the Wise Alaundo
Whenever magic one doth weave, 'tis never ever wise to deceive - Elminster
Strength and power come from knowing and controlling what others do not, but never reveal all that you know - Vecna
I have been known to cast a blue mage spell now and again - Dracandos the Spellsage |
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MuadDib
Senior Scribe
South Africa
442 Posts |
Posted - 13 Nov 2003 : 06:35:20
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-sigh-
My apologies Dracandos |
MuadDib - Candlekeep Inn Barhand |
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The Cardinal
Senior Scribe
Canada
647 Posts |
Posted - 13 Nov 2003 : 07:01:07
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Another crisis averted. Reminds me of the time there was a guild war of '32. Yep, it was the REAL cause of the loss of Sessrendale. Seems the Dusk Lord liked his name so much that he wouldn't tell a soul his real name... P.O. the leader of Archendale somethin' fierce..
Coulda been averted....  
Transvestite Trolls.... Cult... your beginning to creep me out...  |
It has to be Certain, the Gods Hate Me. For whatever irrevokable Fate, I have been made the walking Joke. Either that, or Beshaba is overlyfond Of Me.
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Lina
Senior Scribe
Australia
469 Posts |
Posted - 16 Nov 2003 : 01:17:13
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| Oooh, such scary monsters u have there Cult Leader. I wonder where u get some of that imagination from? There probably the ones that hide under your bed, am I right? |
“Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows! Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name. I pledge myself to darkness. All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed…by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!!”
"Thieves? Ah, such an ugly word... look upon them as the most honest sort of merchant."
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 17 Nov 2003 : 13:51:31
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| No the ones that hide under my bed are called Tiamat and Bahamat ( if spelled wrong to bad I have had a whole massive 1 hour of sleep this week end). They dont want anyone knowing their dirty dirty little secret. I use a coffin anyway :P |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Lina
Senior Scribe
Australia
469 Posts |
Posted - 22 Nov 2003 : 06:40:40
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Originally posted by Cult_Leader
No the ones that hide under my bed are called Tiamat and Bahamat ( if spelled wrong to bad I have had a whole massive 1 hour of sleep this week end). They dont want anyone knowing their dirty dirty little secret. I use a coffin anyway :P
Tiamat and Bahamat ehh... they're from Final Fantasy 7 or 8 (I forget which one). Isn't it a bit hard to cram those two under your bed, I mean coffin. Not much room for monsters >20ft tall. |
“Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows! Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name. I pledge myself to darkness. All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed…by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!!”
"Thieves? Ah, such an ugly word... look upon them as the most honest sort of merchant."
-Oglar the Thieflord |
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 24 Nov 2003 : 13:09:43
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Bahamut, the Platinum Dragon, is King of Good Dragons. Lawful good and dwelling somewhere in the 2 celestrial plane hehe, he serves as deity for these and some others.
Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, rules the first hell. Lawful evil, she is both mother and goddess to all evil dragons and some other evil creatures. |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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Lina
Senior Scribe
Australia
469 Posts |
Posted - 26 Nov 2003 : 10:13:40
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Leader
Bahamut, the Platinum Dragon, is King of Good Dragons. Lawful good and dwelling somewhere in the 2 celestrial plane hehe, he serves as deity for these and some others.
Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, rules the first hell. Lawful evil, she is both mother and goddess to all evil dragons and some other evil creatures.
These dragons, are they from FR? These names are also used in FF7&8.
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“Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows! Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name. I pledge myself to darkness. All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed…by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!!!”
"Thieves? Ah, such an ugly word... look upon them as the most honest sort of merchant."
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Lord Rad
Great Reader
United Kingdom
2080 Posts |
Posted - 26 Nov 2003 : 16:16:00
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quote:
Originally posted by Lina
These dragons, are they from FR? These names are also used in FF7&8.
Tiamat and Bahamut are generic D&D dragon deities that are available to all worlds.
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Lord Rad
"What? No, I wasn't reading your module. I was just looking at the pictures"
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MuadDib
Senior Scribe
South Africa
442 Posts |
Posted - 27 Nov 2003 : 05:59:53
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| Lina is correct that they are indeed that they are used extensively in the Final Fantasies, although I would not be able to say which came first |
MuadDib - Candlekeep Inn Barhand |
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Arivia
Great Reader
Canada
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Posted - 27 Nov 2003 : 06:05:39
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| I know Tiamat appears in mythology(Sumerian or Babylonian?). I'm not sure of Bahamut's source, though. |
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Lolth slayer
Acolyte
United Kingdom
39 Posts |
Posted - 27 Nov 2003 : 15:47:35
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| Cult leader; Shouldn't your creature be a troll-vestite?! |
I demand a recount! my contestant is a dope fiend!-
-Ahfera Derunadel, Gold elf mage after losing a magedual against a Red Wizard-
We can't stop here! This is Bat country!
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Cult_Leader
Learned Scribe
USA
337 Posts |
Posted - 01 Dec 2003 : 15:00:46
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| First. I didnt make the troll lol. I just posted it up here because the name made me laugh. Second yes the names are used way to much. And third D&D used them first because if you look in the second ed gods and demi gods book ( its not named this but thats what it is, the second ed versions its called lores and something I think? I forget) you will find them there. Umm third .... nah never mind all has been said and I need sleep.... Im crashing after a 2 day caffine buzz in which i had no sleep..... |
"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
Piddles assumes a deep and resonant voice. "Space...the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship...Garou. It's mission: to slay Wyrm creatures where they live and breed. To accumulate more Garou than the world's entire population. To produce metis like no one has before." - Piddles
"Aren't you people supposed to be doing something? Like, entertaining me, the fascist wizard?" - InleRah
I have the passwords to the minds of everyone and the cheat codes to the universe - Me |
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