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Jakk
Great Reader
Canada
2165 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 03:50:21
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Poll Question:
...by demand of unknown popularity, we have the Wooly Rupert poll! This is inspired by the following exchange, originally from the above-named scroll:
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
quote: Originally posted by scererar
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
<chop>...Hells, the only thing that we all agree on, as a community, is that I am so utterly cool.
I think we need a poll to truly determine that Wooley
No need. I feel the truthiness of my statement.
I decided... what the heck. Let's create this poll. Just remember when you're voting... However you might actually feel, he's still a mod, so perhaps a modicum of moderation is in order when considering your vote. (Gratuitous punnery fully intended.)
To The Sage and Alaundo: Make sure you both vote!
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Playing in the Realms since the Old Grey Box (1987)... and *still* having fun with material published before 2008, despite the NDA'd lore.
If it's comparable in power with non-magical abilities, it's not magic. |
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scererar
Master of Realmslore
USA
1618 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 03:52:14
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quote: Originally posted by Jakk
...by demand of unknown popularity, we have the Wooly Rupert poll! This is inspired by the following exchange, originally from the above-named scroll:
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
quote: Originally posted by scererar
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
<chop>...Hells, the only thing that we all agree on, as a community, is that I am so utterly cool.
I think we need a poll to truly determine that Wooley
No need. I feel the truthiness of my statement.
I decided... what the heck. Let's create this poll. Just remember when you're voting... However you might actually feel, he's still a mod, so perhaps a modicum of moderation is in order when considering your vote. (Gratuitous punnery fully intended.)
To The Sage and Alaundo: Make sure you both vote!
uuh I was kinda joking |
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Ashe Ravenheart
Great Reader
USA
3243 Posts |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31726 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 03:57:34
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I'm not even bothering to put personal bias partly aside. I voted the last option. I've been here the longest, after all. That should count for something more than just mere Wooly-inspired trickery. |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36797 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 04:11:43
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quote: Originally posted by The Sage
I'm not even bothering to put personal bias partly aside. I voted the last option. I've been here the longest, after all. That should count for something more than just mere Wooly-inspired trickery.
It does count for something. You have a higher post count, which I will likely never catch up with. That's about all it counts for, though! |
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I am the Giant Space Hamster of Ill Omen! |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36797 Posts |
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KnightErrantJR
Great Reader
USA
5402 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 04:25:50
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I think it had to do with you running around saying "She thinks I'm cuuuuute." |
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Kuje
Great Reader
USA
7915 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 04:35:13
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Post count, smosh count. I was here a few months before you. Post counts don't mean notta.
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
It does count for something. You have a higher post count, which I will likely never catch up with. That's about all it counts for, though!
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Scribe for the Candlekeep Compendium |
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Jakk
Great Reader
Canada
2165 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 04:39:14
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quote: Originally posted by scererar
uuh I was kinda joking
I suspected as much... and that's why I decided to follow through. And I'm glad I did, because the conversation has been rather amusing... to say nothing of the poll results, although those are more surprising than anything; I didn't think anyone would have eyes so bad as to mistake a giant space hamster for a reindeer.
Edit: and yes, I miss the giant space hamsters from 2E Spelljammer. I tended to make them landbound and legless, though... kinda like two-ton Tribbles... |
Playing in the Realms since the Old Grey Box (1987)... and *still* having fun with material published before 2008, despite the NDA'd lore.
If it's comparable in power with non-magical abilities, it's not magic. |
Edited by - Jakk on 27 Oct 2008 04:41:23 |
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Kentinal
Great Reader
4687 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 05:02:23
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quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
Okay, who thinks I'm a reindeer?!?
Considering that is currently highist vote, I guess many do.
Let me go down the list.
4 limbs, check tail, check hair, check teeth, check red nose, unkonwn
4 out of 5 *wink* |
"Small beings can have small wisdom," the dragon said. "And small wise beings are better than small fools. Listen: Wisdom is caring for afterwards." "Caring for afterwards ...? Ker repeated this without understanding. "After action, afterwards," the dragon said. "Choose the afterwards first, then the action. Fools choose action first." "Judgement" copyright 2003 by Elizabeth Moon |
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Purple Dragon Knight
Master of Realmslore
Canada
1796 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 06:36:40
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Schmooly Rupert! LOL! |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31726 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 06:41:39
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quote: Originally posted by Jakk
I suspected as much... and that's why I decided to follow through. And I'm glad I did, because the conversation has been rather amusing... to say nothing of the poll results, although those are more surprising than anything; I didn't think anyone would have eyes so bad as to mistake a giant space hamster for a reindeer.
Give our fellow scribes some time. Eventually they'll all come to realise what we already know deep within ourselves... that a Master of Mischief can never compare to the Loremaster Most High!
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**Says the Sage as he slowly begins handing out small pouches to passing scribes, each containing a singular rare volume of lost lore from his own personal collection**
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Edited by - The Sage on 27 Oct 2008 06:42:48 |
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BARDOBARBAROS
Senior Scribe
Greece
581 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 09:24:01
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quote: Originally posted by Jakk
...by demand of unknown popularity, we have the Wooly Rupert poll! This is inspired by the following exchange, originally from the above-named scroll:
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
quote: Originally posted by scererar
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
<chop>...Hells, the only thing that we all agree on, as a community, is that I am so utterly cool.
I think we need a poll to truly determine that Wooley
No need. I feel the truthiness of my statement.
I decided... what the heck. Let's create this poll. Just remember when you're voting... However you might actually feel, he's still a mod, so perhaps a modicum of moderation is in order when considering your vote. (Gratuitous punnery fully intended.)
To The Sage and Alaundo: Make sure you both vote!
Wooly, Schmooly... The Sage will smack him down. |
BARDOBARBAROS DOES NOT KILL. HE DECAPITATES!!!
"The city changes, but the fools within it remain always the same" (Edwin Odesseiron- Baldur's gate 2) |
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Alisttair
Great Reader
Canada
3054 Posts |
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GRYPHON
Senior Scribe
USA
527 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 13:42:49
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Gotta go with the first option... |
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khorne
Master of Realmslore
Finland
1073 Posts |
Posted - 27 Oct 2008 : 15:47:07
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First option, but Boo would still defeat him hands-down. |
If I were a ranger, I would pick NDA for my favorite enemy |
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Brimstone
Great Reader
USA
3287 Posts |
Posted - 08 Nov 2008 : 19:53:55
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quote: Originally posted by Jakk
...by demand of unknown popularity, we have the Wooly Rupert poll! This is inspired by the following exchange, originally from the above-named scroll:
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
quote: Originally posted by scererar
quote: Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
<chop>...Hells, the only thing that we all agree on, as a community, is that I am so utterly cool.
I think we need a poll to truly determine that Wooley
No need. I feel the truthiness of my statement.
I decided... what the heck. Let's create this poll. Just remember when you're voting... However you might actually feel, he's still a mod, so perhaps a modicum of moderation is in order when considering your vote. (Gratuitous punnery fully intended.)
To The Sage and Alaundo: Make sure you both vote!
-Wooly is cool and all, but I think the Sage would lay a major smackdown on the rodent!
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"These things also I have observed: that knowledge of our world is to be nurtured like a precious flower, for it is the most precious thing we have. Wherefore guard the word written and heed words unwritten and set them down ere they fade . . . Learn then, well, the arts of reading, writing, and listening true, and they will lead you to the greatest art of all: understanding." Alaundo of Candlekeep |
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The Sage
Procrastinator Most High
Australia
31726 Posts |
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Wooly Rupert
Master of Mischief
USA
36797 Posts |
Posted - 09 Nov 2008 : 06:06:00
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quote: Originally posted by The Sage
As if there were ever any doubt!
There is no doubt at all... I am quite confident in your inability to smack anyone down. All we have to do is ask you to put it on the to-do list! |
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Lord Karsus
Great Reader
USA
3740 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2008 : 06:11:24
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-I don't know, Wooly...Straight from Sage's mouth:
quote: Originally posted by The Sage
Ha!
**Little does Markus realise that the Sage is secretly plotting away on a nefarious scheme to strike down Alaundo the Seer once Candlekeep 4 is born.
History will call this prophetic event the Scrollplague. Loremasters in years to come will reflect on the devastating period of chaotic knowledge when all scrolls throughout the halls of Candlekeep burst their bonds, and areas of wild chatter began raging across the virtual landscape. Some shelves would be affected, while the Scrollplague itself left others untouched. Select scrolls would be mutated by the event, transformed into hideous collections of idle and innane off-topicness that bore little to no resemblance of their former selves. And, perhaps most tragic of all, certain areas of the library would be transposed with portions of the Wizards forum, bringing strange and unusual posters into the hallowed halls of knowledge, and with them, topics and discussions of Realmslore that would otherwise be considered alien to the scribes of Candlekeep.**
-He's more powerful than he lets on to... |
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Kajehase
Great Reader
Sweden
2104 Posts |
Posted - 10 Nov 2008 : 12:43:09
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I went for the "Master of Mischief" option. I would have gone for the "utterly cool Space Hamster" one if it weren't for the fact that our dear Woolpert has told us all how much he like the deity Lurue so many times, and in so similar worded terms, that if he does it again I may have to scream! |
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