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Nerfed2Hell
Senior Scribe
USA
387 Posts |
 Posted - 16 Mar 2009 : 21:06:59
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| Elminster saves... by clipping coupons and spending wisely. |
Some people are like a slinky... not good for much, but when you push them down the stairs, it makes you smile. |
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coach
Senior Scribe
USA
479 Posts |
Posted - 16 Mar 2009 : 22:03:29
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"Hey, watch this..."
[/stolen punchline] |
Bloodstone Lands Sage |
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Markustay
Realms Explorer extraordinaire
USA
15724 Posts |
Posted - 17 Mar 2009 : 00:44:40
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"It'll be funny, watch... we'll all have a good laugh about it later..."
"Dude... are you wearing a DRESS?!"
"Ummmmm.. you did remember to burn all those troll-parts we hacked-up, right?"
"I'm fairly certain they're friendly..." |
"I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me" --- Dudley Field Malone
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Flero Ralys
Acolyte
3 Posts |
Posted - 17 Mar 2009 : 19:37:27
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| "Oooh, I'm so afraid of you, you dried-up old mummy. Seriously, what kind of name is Szass?" |
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Nerfed2Hell
Senior Scribe
USA
387 Posts |
Posted - 17 Mar 2009 : 19:48:10
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| "Bane-schmane!" |
Some people are like a slinky... not good for much, but when you push them down the stairs, it makes you smile. |
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malchor7
Seeker
62 Posts |
Posted - 17 Mar 2009 : 20:07:02
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| "Drizzt-schmizzt!" |
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Ghost King
Learned Scribe
USA
253 Posts |
Posted - 17 Mar 2009 : 21:35:59
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| My character can't be killed... |
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Artemel
Learned Scribe
USA
110 Posts |
Posted - 18 Mar 2009 : 01:45:16
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| Yes, no matter the game, no matter the genre, proclaiming, "I'm Invincible!" is the surest route to death, destruction, and/or dismemberment known to mankind. |
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Ardashir
Senior Scribe
USA
544 Posts |
Posted - 18 Mar 2009 : 16:25:32
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quote:
Originally posted by malchor7
"Drizzt-schmizzt!"
"Artemis Entreri? Who the heck is scared of a guy with a sissy name like that?" |
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Pasta Fzoul
Seeker
USA
79 Posts |
Posted - 19 Mar 2009 : 03:20:07
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"Can you believe the gall of that little hussy?! Strutting around in barely a scrap of an evening dress... and barefoot, even! I've known some attention-starved strumpets in my day, but really!"
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Daviot
Senior Scribe
USA
372 Posts |
Posted - 19 Mar 2009 : 07:49:26
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"A fang dragon? Hah! The thing doesn't have magical breath and has such tiny wings; can't do much more than scratch us up a bit, right?"  |
One usually has far more to fear from the soft-spoken wizard with a blade and well-worn boots than from the boisterous one in the ivory tower.
My Tabletop Writing CV. |
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Nerfed2Hell
Senior Scribe
USA
387 Posts |
Posted - 19 Mar 2009 : 21:09:43
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| "Come on, we're good-aligned, and Elminster is a good guy... what's the worst that can happen if we try looting his tower?" |
Some people are like a slinky... not good for much, but when you push them down the stairs, it makes you smile. |
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Lethesia
Acolyte
USA
3 Posts |
Posted - 23 Mar 2009 : 21:53:31
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Most of these were just uhm.. painful, or funny.
"I think we can take it." -I'm guilty of this one a lot
"I'm the most powerful wizard in all the realms" - My brother put a magic mouth on the wall in Undermountain that said that.
"I'm gonna throw a vial of acid!" - The wizard, while standing in front of an evil alter with a sorcerer behind it... critical fails.
"I'm gonna hug it" - 'nuff said lol
"Is it edible?" - The rogue just before rolling a 3 on her knowledge check
"I'm gonna leap over the paladins griffon to get to the main battle" - says the monk behind the griffon... right before rolling a 1 on jump check.
"There's only two potions? what are they?" - Paladin
"One is healing, the other I think is healing but I'm not entirely sure." - wizard
"I'm gonna drink the healing and give the other to my griffon" - Paladin, right before turning his griffon from male to female
DM: Dawnalee it's your turn
"Wait I have to go pee!" - Dawnalee
DM: ...The wizard drops her drawers, Paladin it's your turn. |
Full description in my profile.
Picture of Lethy - http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/087/a/e/WIP_Lethy_by_Forsaken_Starlette.jpg |
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sfdragon
Great Reader
2285 Posts |
Posted - 24 Mar 2009 : 09:22:18
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I wonder if:
Your be sorry
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you live to regret this
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why is being a wizard like being a drow? both are likely to find a dagger in the back from a rival or one looking to further his own goals, fame and power
My FR fan fiction
Magister's GAmbit
http://steelfiredragon.deviantart.com/gallery/33539234 |
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Nerfed2Hell
Senior Scribe
USA
387 Posts |
Posted - 24 Mar 2009 : 19:14:50
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| "Brown pudding? That's chocolate flavor, right?" |
Some people are like a slinky... not good for much, but when you push them down the stairs, it makes you smile. |
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Menelvagor
Senior Scribe
Israel
352 Posts |
Posted - 24 Mar 2009 : 20:12:40
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"Say, this is good meat. Kind of like squid. What did you say it was? Troll?"
That actually happened to a group of mine, who decided to be an orc raiding party.
"They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!" PC fighting Necromancers. The Necromancers zombified them. The DM admitted to having stolen the idea from OotS.
"Cyric? Sure we can take him! He's a god? He's a loony, you idiot! All the madmen say they're gods!"
"Oh! Look! It's Laeral!"
"That's not Laeral, that's Qilue disguised as Laeral!"
"Okay, then I cast Dispell." Nothing happens. The barbarian of the group: "She must be wearing a mask. Let's pull it off." Starts pulling Laeral's nose and ears.
"So, tell me: How do you feel being related to the orcs?" a friend of mine talking to some elves. He was a Tolkien fan, and beleived all orcs were corrupted elves. |
"Shall mortal man be more just than God? shall a man be more pure than his maker?
Behold, he put no trust in his servants; and his angels he charged with folly.
How much less them that dwell in houses of clay, whose foundation in the dust, are crushed before the moth?" - Eliphaz the Temanite, Job IV, 17-19.
"Yea, though he live a thousand years twice, yet hath he seen no good: do not all go to one place?" - Ecclesiastes VI, 6.
"There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots."
"Let's not call it 'hijacking'. Let's call it 'Thread Drift'." |
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Drizztsmanchild
Learned Scribe
USA
228 Posts |
Posted - 26 Mar 2009 : 09:03:31
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"Prepare for the exciting new 4e Forgotten Realms capaign setting in late 2007"
Wotc |
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Zapato
Acolyte
Netherlands
38 Posts |
Posted - 26 Mar 2009 : 09:30:30
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'Hey Art, how's your pedofile merchant master doing these days? Hot stuff.'
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."
-Conan the barbarian on what is best in life |
Edited by - Zapato on 26 Mar 2009 09:31:19 |
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Famous Last Words in the Realms!
