| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| brjr2001 |
Posted - 11 Jul 2004 : 08:25:19
tell me what you think and post your own
Things your players should NEVER say
Ask "are the undead dead"
Ask "do you need to have rope to use rope"
Say "should i shrink the Assasin?"
Say "im going to robb the beggar
Things a DM should NEVER do
Say "ok you see three pirates four thieves and two common folk"
Say "ok after your turn in this war aganst Amn i have to caculate the other 4,000 people actions, i will need 5 years"
Say " Reroll that (BIG NO NO)
Say" ok now that you robbed the beggar it turns out he is a 20th level Wizard Disguised as a Beggar just for his amusement" |
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| Karesch |
Posted - 16 Aug 2004 : 21:44:05
I've got but one thing to reply with....
"how do I roll saving throws again?"
and yes, 'twas asked of me once in the middle of a game. |
| Icewolf |
Posted - 16 Aug 2004 : 04:38:01
quote:
Originally posted by Arion Elenim
My favorite:
Newbie vampire PC: "No! I wasn't sucking this guy's blood...I was just dealing with...homeboy here."
The rest of the table: "HOMEBOY??!!"
Had a vamp PC once myself...newbies especially are bad at playing these characters
NVPC (Newbie Vamp PC): I go outside of the cave.
Me (DM): Are you sure, its daytime.
NVPC: Yeah, but I put on sunblock first.
Me: *Bludgeons player with dictionary* You say anything like that, and I'll go get my battleaxe... |
| Reefy |
Posted - 16 Aug 2004 : 02:52:09
quote:
Originally posted by Wooly Rupert
quote:
Originally posted by SiriusBlack
One Thing you never wish to hear from your DM
It's a gazebo...
 I used to love KoDT! I remember that one!
is probably the only possible response for that classic. |
| Arion Elenim |
Posted - 16 Aug 2004 : 01:26:25
My favorite:
Newbie vampire PC: "No! I wasn't sucking this guy's blood...I was just dealing with...homeboy here."
The rest of the table: "HOMEBOY??!!"
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| Beowulf |
Posted - 16 Aug 2004 : 00:31:05
Well met!
Never ask a Morayan why he is dressed up in drag.
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| Icewolf |
Posted - 15 Aug 2004 : 23:50:49
Me (to player): The Orc hit you, and you failed your concentration check--your spell failed.
Player: Well--OK, I'll try again. I cast the spell again.
Me: You only had 1 instance of the spell prepared...
Player: Yeah, but that failed, I can still cast it, right?
Me: *Uses PHB to bludgeon myself* *Then uses it to bludgeon player* |
| aragorn II |
Posted - 15 Aug 2004 : 23:21:04
Something that a player should NEVER say:
"I'm going to sneak up on the dragon (lich, archwizard, drow priestess, etc.) and backstab it." |
| Wooly Rupert |
Posted - 11 Jul 2004 : 18:02:55
quote:
Originally posted by SiriusBlack
One Thing you never wish to hear from your DM
It's a gazebo...
I used to love KoDT! I remember that one! |
| brjr2001 |
Posted - 11 Jul 2004 : 17:49:32
Player
says "are we at the shire yet"
Says "IM GOING TO USE MAGIC MISSLE AT THE DARKNESS"
Says and cheesy line from some family show in the 70's such as "what are you talking about willis" or "the price is right"
Says before game "i brought a few friends around they don't know anything about d&d but the way i described it they still have no idea what it is"
YES MY LIFE IS A LIVING HELL SADLY ENOUGH IVE BEEN THROUGH ALL OF THIS NONSENCE and im only 17
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| SiriusBlack |
Posted - 11 Jul 2004 : 13:43:30
One Thing you never wish to hear from your DM
It's a gazebo... |
| MuadDib |
Posted - 11 Jul 2004 : 12:36:56
Player asking group:
"can't your little brother DM for us?" |
