| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Synthalus |
Posted - 21 Dec 2010 : 15:50:39
The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You are a Lich
10. You get more then dandruff flakes when you scratch your head.
9. The entrance way to your tower has a foot of dust in it, and you didn't sneeze when you
cleaned it up.
8. You don't tan anymore, but your skin still flakes, in large chunks.
7. Your eyeballs fell out, and yet you can still see.
6. You stopped getting junk mail.
5. Young kids keep drawing caskets in the sand outside your tower.
4. The nearby city keeps sending priests to 'talk' with you.
3. The great-grandson of your first elven friend comes to visit asking if you can help with old
age pains.
2. Your familiar starts avoiding you.
1. You realize you haven't eaten, slept or had a drink in the past decade.
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| Tren of Twilight Tower |
Posted - 22 Dec 2010 : 05:24:50
quote:
Originally posted by Synthalus
The Top Ten Ways to Tell if You are a Lich
9. The entrance way to your tower has a foot of dust in it, and you didn't sneeze when you
cleaned it up.
Errr, is the cleaning part mandatory? 
Good post, Synthalus.
Tren |
| Ayrik |
Posted - 22 Dec 2010 : 04:27:32
I'd hate to see insects which could survive a lich's undead aura of cold/paralyzation/life-draining.quote:
Synthalus
6. You stopped getting junk mail.
That alone makes it all worth it.  |
| Alystra Illianniis |
Posted - 22 Dec 2010 : 00:47:35
Psst, you forgot "Flies have been buzzing around you and laying eggs in your ears for years." |
| skychrome |
Posted - 22 Dec 2010 : 00:33:09
Why does everyone make fun of my dandruff flakes!? 
Hey, wait a minute... |
| Synthalus |
Posted - 21 Dec 2010 : 16:35:06
just a little humor for everyone! |
